Before I share this, allow me to give credit to all the PUAs and AFCs here for all the good advice and criticism since I became a member of this forum. My game's certainly sharpened since. Your insight and shared experiences – successful and zilch – continue to get me laid. And now I get pussy that I want to get laid with – this particular HB last night coming (if you'll excuse the pun) in at number three of my top ten fuck-closes.
I met this HB8 last night at 7ate9 Restaurant when I joined the girls from the office for a few drinks. I WENT BACK TO BASICS with her – opened her 3-set by asking them if I looked too gay with the two silver rings on my right hand. My target (alpha of the group) asked me if I was gay, I shrugged and gave her my hand, told her, “Remove the ring that makes me look too gay.”
She removed it, I initiated kino and negged them about their cocktails looking like they were drinking rainbows. They asked me what I do for a living, I told them I was a gardener at the United Nations, they punched me jokingly. They said they were students and asked me if I was on Facebook, I said no but was on mobile phone, gave my target my phone She entered her number and I excused myself….
“Let me check of my little sisters are okay…” I head back to my table with Indian and Chinese HBs and look back at them, they’re laughing and I head back after a while. Ask for my ring from the HB8 and she says no coz it looks good on her. I ask to see, she gives me her hand and I inspect it and hold on to it, a drink in my other hand. She doesn’t let go, she squeezes it and I neg one of them about the earrings she’s wearing:
ME: “I have the exact set of earrings at home …”
HB: “Sure you do …”
ME: “Yeah, I bought them for my grandma…”
She stops in her tracks, those girls that bring cigarettes for sale to people in bars and clubs storm into the restaurant. One of the girls brings cigars to the table, I look at them with lots of interest as if I’m about to buy one…the girl picks it out and hands it to me. I take it in my hand and lift it to the lights and look at the HB8,
“It’s bigger than my dick…”
They laugh and the HB8 squeezes my hand even more, pulls me into her and I’m standing next to her, then pat her head like she’s a young girl…I hand the cigar back to the girl and she leaves. I turn to the girls and go,
ME: “… what’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever put in your mouth?”
Some decidedly polite shit comes out – Barbie’s leg, pens, bottle-tops, blah blah blah. None of them says a dick or ball-sack but I let it pass. They ask me the weirdest thing I’ve ever put in my mouth and I tell them my mother’s breast. The HB8 is looking at me with a mix of confusion and horny eyes. I squeeze her hand and she squeezes back.
I lift her hand to my mouth and kiss it. She trembles slightly and then looks up at me with the doggy-dinner-bowl and I kiss her on her forehead.
The rest is that the girls from the office smile at me as they all leave (they’ll be on about it in the office tomorrow LOL!!) and later, we leave the restaurant. The other girls with HB8 leave in one of the girls’ car and I hail a taxi. Get home, I fix her a shandy and give her a massage on my couch. She offers to return the favor, I take her to my bedroom, take off my shirt and lie on my stomach.
She sits on top of me but I give her some lame-ass story about her jeans being rough on me. She takes them off easily, remains in these FUCKING HOT pink panties…gives me a massage and I turn round, pull her to my face, we kiss and she unbuckles my belt, pulls off my jeans and thank you very much, a sweet deep-throat and fuck-close.
I took these pictures this morning … the lighting in my bedroom is bad coz the curtains in my room are super-thick you’d never think its daylight outside.
Check her out here:
http://klsarge.blogspot.com
Enjoy sargin'!!!
CHAT
