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A Sticking Point or SP is an issue you CONSISTENTLY run into.

It is NOT a point where you get stuck with ONE SPECIFIC GIRL.

A Sticking Point is:
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I keep getting LMR whenever I bring girls back to my place. This has happened at least 10 times already! What am I doing wrong?
A Sticking Point is NOT:
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I got LMR with this one girl! What do I do?
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If you have not already gone out and practiced enough to have a real Sticking Point from meeting an ABUNDANCE of women, YOU DO NOT DESERVE TO POST HERE.



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 Post subject: Witt & Humor
PostPosted: Fri Mar 06, 2009 5:36 pm 
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My shit is on and off.. when its on, I'm hillarious & females tend to get stuck on me cuz whenever they talk to me they always smile no matter what.

but when its off I'm boring as hell, Or at least I think I am...

How do you keep it on? is there any way to stay sharp? or at least some kinda adjustment I can make to keep the energy up when I'm short on jokes?


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If you want to be cocky funny i've done the daisy duke type thing with my shirt ( take bottom of shirt and tuck under collar and pull down) if it is a nice shirt i wouldn't do it but the girls always get a laugh.


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PostPosted: Fri Mar 06, 2009 10:37 pm 
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Being funny is kind of a mindset you need to put yourself into. You take something normal and than twist and bend it to make people laugh. Once people start laughing, you tag your wisecrack to get extra laughs. For example, yesterday at work a girls phone rang with one of those obnoxious trainwreck ringtones.

S-Z "That is the worst ringtone I have ever heard in my life!!"
(people in lunchroom chuckle)
Now at this point since I got a laugh, I kept going with it. If no one laughed I would have just stopped right there.
S-Z "Thats fucking horrible, what is that tone called?"
(People chuckling harder)
Girl with Phone " ?????? "
S-Z "It should be called you just screwed out of a dollar for buying this crap"
(entire lunchroom LOL)
S-Z "no wonder your always broke!!!"
(entire lunchroom LOL even harder)

So once you naturally say something that got a laugh, keep on tagging the punchline with funnier stuff.


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Nice one!

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This magnet is always on.


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you're right, it does have to do with you're energy level. You need to be sharp if you want to be witty. each person is different. you need to train yourself to get into that mindset. i wouldn't tell you to take drugs, but some drugs may possibly do the trick.


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