Here's my profile... I know it odd. I mean,, I know that. It just seems like i don't fucking care. I'm thinking most normal chicks are going to take a big pass. Screw them. I want a lady with a wicked sense of humor who truly doesn't give a shit about "norms" like me.

This was posted on my POF profile. Plenty of fish. It's a cool free site.

So hit me with your best shot.

About Me: I'm a real outgoing guy, always looking for new opportunities for some fun.. I’m open to most suggestions, as long as they are not breaking any "big" moral codes. Small ones are always negotiable of course. Illegal activities,, that's another no-no for me,, course if it is only a minor infraction,, and a good bit of fun, well maybe...

2. Talk about your goals/aspirations Hmm,, I was thrown out of the priesthood because it turned out I had a real gambling problem, and I couldn't keep my hands off the ladies…. So that dream’s dead. My next goal is to build a working trebuchet. An ancient French catapult! Something that could launch a water balloon two pools down would be nice.

But seriously asperations??? I sort of accomplished most the stuff I wanted to do. I do have some travel asperations though:
Hike The Great Wall of China
Climb Mount Fuji
Walk to Machu Pichu on the old trail.


3. Talk about yourself and what makes you unique. Well, of course I got a prison record a mile long. The cops all know me on a first name basis. People love me because I'm generally fun to have around. I'm a real shark on the pool table, an ace at crosswords and I actually know all the names of the plants in my yard. Most of my best times have been on the back of a Harley.

First Date: First dates ought to be fun.

So, how about we meet for a cup of coffee at the book store. One of my favorite places anyways. We could have a nice cup of Joe, exchange interesting intellectual dialogue and perhaps later, move out into the book area "relationship" section, and offer unsolicited personal advice, ala Dr. Phil, to unsuspecting people.

Its really not that odd. But there is a vibe there that you are qualifying your self in your profile. Its not just one thing but an overall vibe tho. Besides that you may want to take out the prison thing I doubt any girl would find that appealing.

The rest of About Me is crap. Too much negativity.
Okay here, small changes.
I think it's a little sarcastic and fun, but the rest of your profile doesn't follow suit. If you're not getting a lot of responses, I'd suggest changing this.

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Thanks fellas. I just sort of whipped it up. I think I was actually drinking at the time. Vodka if memory serves me. I thought the prison thing was a real riot. But your average gal may not get it.

ANyways,,, I'll look into the qualifying myself deal and the negativity.

Thanks Charlie and Jarupa..

So far I'm batting one out of five with this. 20% response. Nothing to brag about. Seems like a lot of work.