So Saturday night Im in this bar, its got a DJ and dancefloor which is full of women including 3 amazing sets 7's, 8's and a main set of 9's and 10's! My wings sent me straight into the main set of 9's and 10's from cold, so I decided I needed to do something quite dramatic...
I grabbed a newspaper from the bar opened it at the tv listings page and saved the page with my thumb as i closed the paper, waited for the DJ (who was terrible) to put on something shite (20 seconds litterally!), and headed towards the set... I strolled right into the middle of the 4 of them, sat on the floor, crossed my legs, opened the paper and started reading! 5 seconds later the hottest one tapped me on the shoulder pissing herself and said 'what are you doing!' I said 'Its shite in here, just seeing whats on tv, think im gonna head home' i then patted the floor next to me as a gesture to join me, and without hesitation, all 4 girls joined me on the floor one by one to read the paper!
We exchanged names and got into general chit chat about where they were heading, number closed the one who tapped me in the first place, and then (i didnt plan this) as we all stood up the DJ played Grease, which lead to the greatest dance off, kino etc of all time!
I dont know if it was blind luck, the confident approach, or the fact that it was just plain crazy, but the fact was, they were dancing around having fun and i made them laugh even more (added value) with a crazy move... Try it kids!!
Oh and remember to request Grease with the DJ before you head into the set!
Cheers
CHLLXX
CHAT
