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PostPosted: Tue Feb 24, 2009 9:56 pm 
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Short story from the other day:


"How do you like your eggs?"

She asks as she makes me breakfast. We just woke up and I just got out of the shower.

"Over medium is fine"

She is especially quiet right now... I can tell she has something on her mind, but I don't care. I have my own agenda to think about. I go about my business, ironing and preparing for the eventful day ahead. Finally she musters up the courage to ask me...

"umm....so why didn't we have sex a second time last night?"

Is this really what she is so quiet for, I ask myself. This is so insignificant of a problem that I contemplate not even answering her. I continue doing things, and my second thought is to explain to her a ratio that I have internalized to judge a value set. The sex/sleep ratio. What is important right now? When a girl comes over and we make our way to the bedroom, if I would prefer to sleep over having sex with them then it is a matter of days before they never hear from me again. I will replace them with someone more interesting, someone with a better tan, someone who does things slightly different.

"I was just tired."

Explaining that ratio is a little too brutally honest, so I just cut it down some. Maybe I shouldn't of had her over at all. I would have been up 3 hours ago and had more things done by now. Maybe next time I'll say no....but probably not. She leaves and I don't apologize or give any other reason. I have things to do. Today will be a good day...

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Is it unusual to have sex only once?


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PostPosted: Fri Feb 27, 2009 6:11 pm 
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Is it unusual to have sex only once?
Yeah. In a typically night I try and give a girl 3 O's and myself at least 2

I start with a little first base till they are good 2 go then I typically get my first O with some oral play and try and do the same for them. Then the condom comes out and we fuck till we are both good rest a little and maybe go one more time. Sometimes I come that second time sometimes I don't


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TBH once is fine I wudnt worry about it if ya can't be bothered most girls wouldnt think twice if u didnt fuck more than once, but i usually go for twice sometimes 3 if she's still up for it... and usually they always let you if you try, just rub her up in the right way and a good old mornin wallop goes down a treat!


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PostPosted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 8:49 pm 
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Nice story telling

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 10, 2009 2:02 am 
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Yea. Once is fine. But maybe you left things unfinished on her end. And she felt like a second time, could've really finished things up for her. Or maybe she's a nympho. In which case thats legen... wait for it.... dary.


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