Okay so last night I went to the bar where we usually go, not with the intention to pick up or anything. But last night it was so crowded! you almost couldn't move!
Anyway, all of a sudden I see this girl, I've seen her once or twice before, but I didn't know if it was in my dreams or if she really existed. I'm talking HB10+ , she makes the women of my dreams look like short, bald men (copyright Chandler). She's got the whole package: the face of an angel, the body of a goddess. No kidding. Every guy in the room was looking at her now and then, butn one of them approached and she was just having fun.
So I'm just talking with some friends casually, building some social proof (some HB's among our friends). I catch her positioning herself close to me, with her back at me, but once or twice I saw her looking at me overher shoulder. I saw this as a clear IOI, a cue to approach. While I was thinking of an opener, I looked around and saw some other HB's geving me some IOI's. I don't know why, I guess I had some good vibe going on last night.
So, with my confidence high, and her red bra-strap being visible, I walk up to her and her female friend and say:
"Hey, I might be way off line here, but by any chance ... are you wearing a red bra tonight?" With the most friendly smile on my face. I threw a little neg there, but didn't insult her.
HB: lifts her own shirt and looks at her own breasts (which are heavenly, btw) and says: "Hey, you're right! how did you know that?" *laugh*
Me: "Well, I don't know, it must be a gift or something!"
Sudenly I realize I'm being very AFC by only talking to her (just in time), and I turn to her friend and say: "So what about you, are you wearing a red bra too?"
She: "well if you're so talented, haven't you figured it out already?"
Me: "Good point. I'd have to say black."
She" OMG you're right!" *huge laugh from both of them/
me:"anyway, I won't be sticking around for too long, but can you just ask you something? I need a female opinion on this."
HB10+ Looks at her breasts again and says: "sure, we're female. Go ahead."
I laugh about her remark but move on and say: "Well, I was pumping some iron with my friend the other day (DHV), and when we hit the shower I noticed he shaved his chest hair. And I was like: WTF? Why would you do that? And he was like: well, my girlfriend wanted me to, she thought it was disgusting.
And I said: well it's not like you're David Hasselhoff or something, come on. (this made them laugh btw). Man, you're really giving up you're masculinity to this girl, aren't you? Maybe tomorrow we should go arrange flowers instead of working out.
So what do you think girls, chest hair, yes or no?"
HB8: well, I wouldn't bother as long as it's not excessive."
Me: "Yes, thank you! that's what I said. I mean, he's just doing everything for this girl. I bet he shaved his nuts too, the fag."
HB10+: (kind of interrupting the conversation with me and HB8): "well, I wouldn't mind either you know"
Me: "wow, she's so pushy. How do you keep up with her?" (Mystery and the art of pickup aren't really known in my country, so I can pull this off
)
Me: (not letting her any time to respond): "So you don't think I should shave my chest hair either?"
Her: "absolutely not, I think it's kind of sexy you know. It's kind of raw and manly." (giving me HUGE IOI's)
Me (facing HB10+): "What about you?"
HB10+: "Well, I should really have a look at it first before judging, let me see.." And she went for my shirt to look
Me (not very hairy a guy.) : "Hey, woa! Don't get too familiar here, I'm not that easy to get you know."
HB10+: "Well I'm sorry, but if you get to see my bra, i should get to see you're chest."
Me: "first of all, I didn't see you're bra but the strap of, just like everybody in this room. Second of all, maybe some time later you'll have the privilege of seeing my chest."
HB10+ "Wow, that was a cheesy line. *laugh* Now you're just hitting on me."
Me: (with the most surprised look on my face): " what, me? Oh man, I was just being a nice guy. I'm truly insulted that you'd think of me that way. But hey, if you can't make any friends without thinking they're hitting on you, I should take off." (this wast the ultimate test to see ishe's interested)
HB10+ "Okay, wait. (grabbing me by the upper arm, as I was already walking away.) If you want to be friends with me, maybe you shoul buy me a drink." (huge shit test)
Me: " And why would I do that? I mean, you're the one who has to show what she's worth to me now. Why would I buy you a drink?"
Then she changed the subject to something boring like 'where do you live' etc.. , so I isolated her and played the 5-lies game and ESP. It worked like a charm (except for the ESP: she said 1 twice, but I reacted: hey, maybe you're not as mainstream as i thought)
I took her outside after she was giving me tons of IOI's, N-closed and left with some (impressed) friends, because my game is worthless from there on.
Great night, great girl, great sarge. I feel happy!
CHAT
