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Yellaz
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lol very funny story i can't imagine just at a stoplight and seeing someone do this in their car maybe she was tryin to be funny maybe she was pyscho who knows but an intersting story
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C.K. thats exactly what my reply was going to be, good call

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This is class,

It started my somewhat dull morning with a smile lol

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FUCK! she started making weird noises again to the music and putting her hands in the fucking air
I litteraly burst into laugther the very second I read this sentence

At first I thought the story was kinda *bla bla*, but the end was priceless
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wow thats really annoying.

maybe you should have prepared some shit to do...i know shes just an hb7 but maybe that could have avoided the akward/annoying sounds in the first place.

entertaining story, thanks bro
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Hey man, at least no one smudged cum on your chest.

I was with this asian 8 in a tent during camping recently, and bitchtits gave me a handjob...I was on my back, and it was dark...somehow everything landed on my chest

She kept going with the jerking off motion for like 20 seconds after i was done.

Here's me thinking: "When's this going to end?"

Anyways. When she finally stopped, she brought her palm to my chest and started massaging the cum into my body.

Fuuuuuuuucckkkkkkk

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING YOU STUPID WHORE THATS FUCKING DISGUSTING GET THE FUCK OFF ME AND GET ME SOME TISSUES NOWWWWWWW

After I semi-cleaned myself up with tissues, I went to take a shower and heard my wingman banging his girl in the other tent...At least he wasn't getting rubbed with jizz. I hope.
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Haha! I laughed when i read this, i nearly split up with one of my exes because she always slurped her drinks and had a habit of biting her fork when she ate. I can still hear the screech of teeth on metal, it went right through me.

Funny how it's the little things that can drive you insane isn't it?

Good post mate.

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thanks for making my afternoon more entertaining


ahhh the advantage of having a choice sometimes with women is that you have to meet some of the less desirable ones.
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was she on ecstasy?


Hahahahaha
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Seriously I think she has Terrets Sydrome by the sounds of it
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ouch...........

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