I opened this HB9 on PoF. Using an opener I found here I think. I'll put the opener then reply.

ME - I usually don't message girls with profiles as short as yours... I always think you must be hiding something. There's always a possibility that, although you say youre 20, unmarried and normal... you are actually 56 and are married to *at least* 6 men all called Wayne. You probably also kill puppies.

Anyway, there was a spark of something in your eye that makes me there's more to you than just a pretty face.

So tell me, are you really as much trouble as I think you are?

-Shane


Her - after what you just said to me about Wayne and puppies, i am def not 56 and what type of person would message someone who thought i kill puppies.


Should I just plow through or call her on not being any fun or what?

You can try but it looks to me like you're already done man.

It's not like in field when you can keep plowing. If she's already got a creepy vibe and you keep messaging her it's going probably not go well. Easier to start over.

I like qualification type openers, I haven't seen this opener before although I've used something similar. Umm eliminate the puppy part of it and leave the rest you should continue to do well. Online game is a numbers game mostly.

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that reply is remarkably helpful in that she's practically telling you what she's thinking. Clearly the puppy thing didnt go down well but also

it seems to me there's some incongruence between the first paragraph and the reason why you're still sending a message. It's akin to suspecting someone's a serial killer and then saying I'll meet them alone on the offchance they're not. no one would do that. unless you have really strong/funny reason why you would. I'm not sure glint in the eye is really that strong.

if you're gonna accuse them of being trouble ought not the the possibilities equate to trouble, if you're implying trouble/fun over trouble/scary.

Hey thanks for the quick responses guys. I completely agree with ya, but I figured that sending something thats almost guaranteed to be not true (puppy killing really?), would be pretty obvious that its a joke. Leave it to a HB9 model (who has FUN in her profile like 39 times no less ) to take it seriously.

Anyways yea I'll cut that from now on, maybe make up something less abrasive?

-Shane