| Quick Back Story as I plan on starting posting again soon:
-20 years old, turn 21 in eight days, have had fake ID for two years
-Love Mary Jane, Reeses Peanut Butter Cups and Working Out, finance major hoping to one day own a gym so people who love reeses can stay in shape
- Had 11 lays before reading The Game in August, however not with the consistency I wanted, not always the quality I wanted, and since losing virginity at age 17 have spent up to 5 months at a time without sex
-Some notable pre-pua experience include the best bj ever from HBPortugueseNoGagReflex when I was 18, a sexual experience which I have still yet to top. The chip on my shoulder from two years without being able to recapture this feeling of bliss led to frustration that led me to finding PUA.
-One threesome with an HB2 and an HB4 in high school, one lay, one double blowjob, one awesome singular blowjob acquired in the process
-Lost a potential threesome as a threeway make out at a college party at my old school degenerated into a half-assed single bj cause i forgot a condom and didnt wanna rawdog a girl i had met fifteen minutes ago
-Lost a very hot date at a dated party due to terrible managing of logistics social dynamics, ended up blacking out 14 drinks in and being caught poppin wood on a high-end club's tiny dance floor and being carried back to a frat house by two guys and their dates. My date had left.
Current: Up to 13 lays including one 15-minute bathroom pull in Cali.
The BJR
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Friday, Feb 13th
10:00 PM Played smash bros. with my wing J and blazed for the 2nd night after a 5 days hiatus outside by a gazebo-like structure by freshman dorms. Talked to the kids who wandered in.
11:15 PM Ended up at my room, blazed again. My wing showed signs of frustration at being in my room without girls, says hes goin out for fresh air. 5 minutes later I can't find him, call him and hear music in the background, lo and behold he found a party in my building with the kids downstairs. I come in talk to the hosts tell them I live upstairs mad cool kids, I play some flip cup and talk about blazing. HB9 wanders around being hit on by mad different guys yet holding some strong EC with me. Me a guy I met and her do a three way one beer chug and flip. I compliment her on her eyes and get her number before another guy makes a pss at her.
The beginning of V-Day
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12:00 AM: I pull two of the hosts like four other guys and two hot short chiks up to my to blaze. We go in my bathroom, I grab my bowl Twister and my ceramic dolphin waterpipe Baby and pack both up. After being dominant by shutting everyone up, laying out some brief instructions and ground rules to prevent getting caught, I yell 'oh and noone puts Baby in the corner!' HBs laugh and decide they love me. I smoke everyone up, fun time, move everyone out of my bathroom, end up not finding those people again. Oh well, me and wing head towards his place.
12:30AM: My wing finds ANOTHER party, this time in his building. I banter with the guys, one of whom is holding a Das Boot, and build some social proof. Game a freshman girl, walk away, come back and my wings with her, the 1st thing i hear them talkin about is if she has a bf... LOL
I go cold read and say I bet you keep 1-2 fuck buddies but have a hard time finding a guy to date... shes like NO WAY YOUR SO WRONG.. and I realize shes a freshman and Im like OHHH your a virgin waiting for that someone special in a teasing voice... shes like YEAAA, nice recovery, I talk about my ex-gf from my previous college who lost her v-card to me... go into DHV TRUE STORY about how me and my ex started talking again on facebook last night, and one piece of conversation was her saying "i still want to stab (HBfukedmewhileiwasseeingherthenjoinedhersorority) in the ovaries every time i see her". I ask HBvirgin if it is wrong that her statement turns me on. She cracks up we talk for a while I get her number. I walk into a small crowded dark room with the hosts and some HBs who had made a FUNFETTI cake for someones bday. They offer me some... YEAAA, I game a girl in leapord by with DHV TRUE STORY as the girl who made the cake offers me some. The host is gracious enough to let me use his computer when i ask him if i can fuck with facebook so i show the leapord girl DHV true story as im telling it and they crack up. I notice the cake girl and her friend are listening in so I briefly give them some eye contact. Blahh blahh blahh, my wing enters, other shit happens, i think i seamlessly pulled HBCake into my lap at some point but she got up pretty fast, a girl has a camera, so I demand a picture. HBLeapord jumps on my lap and stays there for a minute and a half. I decide its time to bounce and number close HBLeapord and HBCake. Me and my wing get outside and i see a girl with strawberry blonde hair and a red lumberjack flannel coat who had walked into the party with us and expressed interest in blazing. I have no idea her name and grab her number and save her in my phone as "Strawberry Blaze". I would find out the next day this number was fake.
2:30AM Me and Wing meet up with our guy friend who lives just past the gazebo and frosh dorms to blaze. As the conversation leans toward an all night smoke sesh involving wing going back to his room to get the entirety of his stash, I audible to taking one waterfall-bong hit apiece and then leaving. GREAT DECISION. We head back are near the gazebo, start talking to some girls and offer them my puffy white Philadelphia Eagles jacket. she loves it i tell her my name their group goes back inside their dorm and I hear a girl saying "I love Demarest." Me and Wing head back to the gazebo. I see an HB and an obstacle 20ft down from the gazebo (its on a hill) smoking cigs on the benches. The HB starts skipping happilly. I yell "YOU look so happppppppppppy skipping around, yet ur smoking a cigarette!" She responds, smoking makes me happy." About 45 seconds passes with no further conversation when my wing suggests i ask them for a cigarette. I don't smoke so i hesitate, my wing convinces me. HB says sure and heads up. I notice obstacle hasnt followed so I C+F tease her and get her to come up too. Were all talking. The social dynamic worked out that my Wing is entirely focused on his girl and I'm entirely focused on HBSkippingSmoker. I use DHV TRUE STORY on her and when I get to the closer "Is it bad that that turns me on" She nearly cuts me off saying "You must feel really good right now."
ENDGAME
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Note that this is still realtime around 2:30/3:00 AM Feb 14th, aka the beginning of Valentines Day. I get my HBSkippingSmoker's number and tell her she'll get a happy valentines day text in the morning to which she exclaims "That will make me really happy." Now remember how I said the social dynamic was such that my wing had been having a convo with Obstacle completely separate from my conversation with HB? Well I hear some noises me and HB look over two feet to the right and my wing is making out with obstacle. For a split second the thought of me following suit and going for a kiss while four feet of space remained between me and HB who had not really been kino-ing crosses my mind... I AVOID THIS PITFALL. Instead me and her share a laugh and i sit down on an area of bench by the gazebo a bit further away from my wing and his girl and HBSkippingSmoker sits down two or three feet from me.
I DHV by saying "Wow mad props to those two but I cant do PDAs like that. I mean I used to in high school, and I feel like my 1st two semesters here I made the mistake of just going clubbing and making out in public like that all the time and it gets boring" (Note this is an example of grounding credit Mystery, Sinn, and Captain Jack). She relates to me by saying "yea i had my fair share of going clubbing and making out". At this point my friend has obstacle sitting on his lap dry humping. I lean my head over to peak, we share a laugh, and then I notice HB has her arms crossed. I say "Your either angry or cold" and insist on her taking my puffy white eagles jacket. I make sure to gently but firmly put it around her shoulders myself. And when i sit back down i bridge the two/three feet of space that had been between us into 12-18 inches. I go kino with an arm around the shoulder and cuddling ensues. I slow down my rate of conversation and enjoy the moment. I think i said something cheesy like 'Wow i wish there were more stars to look at up here" some bullshit haha. I can tell a makeout will ensue but I build up sexual tension. I then look at my phone, its like 3.
Demarest: "So is it Valentines Day?"
HBSkippingSmoker: "I think its Valentines Day."
Demarest: "K I'm trusting you to make the executive decision its V-day?"
As soon as she says 'yeah' I go for the kiss, she happily responds and pushes the pace with a heavy makeout session. The body language was such that I felt her up over the shirt, wow HUGE TITTIES, love being surprised by girls who dont wear revealing clothing turn out to be packing.. heh heh. Whenever she escalates I reassert dominance with some hair pulling, earlobe nibbling, and general disregard for whether it hurts her when i slam her head into the wooden gazebo to stick my tongue further down her throat.
At this point my wing walks off hand and hand with obstacle to his room with a smile. My girl says "Will your friend use a condom if the time comes". At this point I knew she was mine for the night. She just let her friend walk off with my friend. My place is a 4 minute walk uphill away. All thats left is to create plausible deniability (Credit Sinn). After a few more minutes of kissing her in complete isolation a random kid walks by and i pull the jump:
Demarest: Your breaking my No PDA rule! Wanna watch Entourage or the Office?
HBAboutToSuckMeOff: I've never seen the office!! I can't stay up late.
Demarest: Fine you can only stay for one episode I have things to do (Credit Mystery).
HBAbouttoSuckMeOff: Ok.
On the way up to my room two notable things happen. One I had told her she was my valentine and expected to see her the next day (didnt happen but i didnt care cause we had a keg in my room haha) so I flat out say "i dont wanna have sex tonight, itll be more fun if we save it for later" to which she seems to agree. Whether this was the appropriate move depends on your values. I have slept with now 13 women and if im gonna have a same night one hour pull im fine with just gettin some head. the second thing was that like one min away from my room i shove her against a random wall and make out with her, shes gettin real turned on but i be a tease and pull away and save it for my room.
We get in my room, my roommate was asleep but steals a glance at me coming into the room, and i ASSUMED he went back to sleep, i found out in the morning i assumed wrong hahah. I grab the computer, realize that if i logged in she might see my window with Sinn's THE LAY REPORT BOOK up so i sneakily turn off my computer. While its loading back up i show her that it has to turn back on push it aside and get right down to business. No LMR for the bj, i make her initiate it and she asks "how do i get your belt off" YEAAAAAAAA so hottt. I come from the first bj in no more than 30 seconds and say your turn and finger/eat her out. She wasnt full shaved so i didnt fully commit to eatin the puss in its entirety, i mostly stayed around the clit. Then again i wasnt completely shaved either and she didnt deepthroat. Oh well she still had her own technique and i was so high that i think i learned how to have a new kind of orgasm lol. After i finger her for 5 mins i put on the office and we relax. 10 minutes into it im realizing that even tho its one of the better episodes im the only one laughing so i shove it aside and go back to fingerin her and suckin those giant boobs. I reach for my magnum which she had already seen leave my pocket earlier, she says 'You said not tonight'. To which i agree and toss it back on the chair. Could I have froze her out, pushed the issue, finagled some way to get the lay MM style? Sure, but i didnt. I fingered her and ate her out again until i felt cum forming in her vag and she blurted out 'You got it'. I then proceed to straddle her, tittyfuck her, and shove my dick in her mouth from the straddle postion. Yeaaaaaaaaa, i come in like 5 mins this time. I offer to let her sleep there/walk her back, she wants to home, and its 4:07 AM so I let her. She kisses me goodbye and tells me to call her, tho I havent seen her since and I'm writing this on Monday, but Im fukin happy. I stay up til 7am playing smash and blazing with my wing who banged and assbanged his girl. Fuckin sweet. As for me I'm happy capturing some knowledge, receiving a burst of brains, a double dose of dome, a happy helping of head OK ill stop now. God knows how long it has been taking you to read this.
Til Next time,
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