Threesomes are tricky things to accomplish. With all the slut defense systems women have these days it seems nearly impossible. Recently I've discovered that its' not. I in fact recently had a threesome with these beautiful women from Maryland this weekend. I was in Ocean city and I went sarging at this local bar called secrets. I opened at least three sets that night and I was on fire with a small amount of liquid courage in my belly. I had my eye on these two girls that night a 10 and an 8. The ten was a tall brunette with a beautiful ten. (her ass was a 12!!!) I decided to open the set. The Amog of the group was huge but kind of docile looking so I opened the set and directed my attention to him. I could tell I needed to disarm him early or I'd get shut out. I asked him inquisitively "Did you see Lindsey Lohan over there dude holy shit" he replied "Are you serious, She’s here? Where?" Me(in a funny way):" I'm just joking man don't get too excited "The Ten laughed. Me: Um, I'm being serious your friend over there almost humped my leg when I said that."I was in. Time constraint time. Me: I have to get back to my friends really soon we're going to the tavern on 49th street." 10: "Oh that’s cool." Time for a neg. Me:(pulling some lint from my pocket.) Ewe, how long has that been there.(pretending to pull it out of her hair) 10: (Uncomfortably) uh I don't know. Her friends began to laugh. Ha-ha lowered her value. Me: Much better now. 8: What's your name? IOI Me: Just call me the Chef. 10: What? Me: Here let me write it out for you...The Chef. 8: Ha ha,(touching my shirt) I love your shirt. IOI. Me: whoa looking is for free touching will cost you. 10: Ha ha never mind her she gets a little touchy. 8: Hey what're you talking about? Me: What kind of beer is that? (To the X Amog.) XAmog: oh its blue moon. Me: Let me see it for a second. XAmog: O.K. Me: Hmm nice bottle design (levitating the beer bottle in the center of everyone). (Hook point achieved) Everyone began to ooh and Ahh. Me: hey lets all go to the tavern on 49th.8: Ok, wanna come Carla? Asking the 10. 10: Why not. I’ll go. XAmog: Well I have to go bye Alley bye Carla. Finally some time alone. Me: Ok peace bro; let’s go to my car I’ll give you guys a ride home after we go to the tavern. Carla and Alley both get into the back of my escalade and my friend/ wing drove as I wanted to get to know the girls better. So sitting in between them I made small talk. I asked questions like; how do you guys know each other? , and other “original” questions. As we got closer to the Tavern I began to focus my attention on the 10 as she was dominant over the 8 and I new if she liked me enough she would tell her friend about it and her friend would be attracted to me too. Me: Ok I want you to visualize a screen in between us. Now project a simple shape onto the screen like a square but not. Now visualize another shape surrounding it. Ok. Now look into my eyes and project that image into me. Was the shape a Triangle inside a circle? (It almost always is.) 10: Yea, Oh my god how did you know that. Me: Well I could tell you but it ruin my powers. 8: what? Me: Whoa wait a second why were you looking at your friends lips? 8: What, I wasn’t. 10: Wait she was looking at what? Me: Your lips, haha you told me she was touchy but I didn’t think of it that way. 8: Ha ha no I’m not like that. Slut defense barrier. The trick is for me to ignore any negativity or things I don’t like. Me: Hey let’s not go to the Tavern, Mix (My wing) Lets go to my Pent house. Mix: Ok, What do you say ladies? 10: Looking at the 8 ok, We are kind of tired of bars anyway. Me: whoa wait a sec why were you staring at her lips this time. Ha ha. 10: I was oh ha-ha. 8: How did you get that beer bottle to levitate in the club? Me: I’ll show you when we get to the penthouse. We made small talk after that until we got to my penthouse. When we get there I suggest that we get into the hot tub. Mix had to leave so I was left alone with the 8 and the 10. I pushed and pulled the couple and gave them the best friends test. Its imperative that you get them to kiss before you kiss one of them. I got them to kiss by bringing up the lips topic again and telling them to kiss so they know they are attracted to one another. The trick is that you can’t be too up forward about it and the couple of girls need to be close friends. During their kiss, kiss both of them. After this it should all flow. If some Slut defense pops up simply say ok and turn the lights back on stop everything, Ignore “bad” behavior.
Thanks for reading , The Chef

use paragraphs lol

its painful reading through all that

Nice shooting down the amog though, seemed almost too easy for you.

Lol not bad at all

liked the anti amog routine

how'd you levitate the bottle?

Escalade? Penthouse? You must be doing alright.

1. Well done.

2. Use paragraphs.

3. The Amog... why... just why did you act like that? No offense but that was CUNTISH on an unprecedented level.

4. You're right about blocking out negative responces from women. (Y)

Nice work.

And, there's no need to be an ass to a guy like that. Men are fellow brothers- you're not helping anyone treating him like that.

And some guys wonder why they don't get along with other guys when they're out. Jesus, this isn't a damn competition nor a war. Treat other guys like a brother and you don't have to shoot them down.

David