So I was just chillin with my boys last night and one of my boys sees this girl over my left shoulder who has a tattoe on her back right shoulder that says 1 4 3. it had hearts between each number. anyways my friend see this and says what is that her area code. The girl is talking to two guys. I tell my friend he should ask her, i wanted to give him the opportunity because he is AFC, he was scared to approach, maybe it was because she was talking to two guys.

Me having the confidence and skill to approach I turn around and give her a light touch on her shoulder(learned this technique from ultimate natural game dvd. very good dvd by the way. lol) anyways she turns towards me and i say "what is that your area code on your shoulder?"
she says "no...blah blah blah"(i forgot what she said it meant, something about her grandparents, and she says it was a mistake to get that because she because she always has people asking her.) While I am talking to this girl for a little bit the two guys she was talking to walk straight out the club. Sorry guys .

So we talk it up for a bit and she ask for my number. I playfully say "You cant get my number that easy."
she playfully pretends like she is about to walk away, I pull her back in and we exchange numbers. I tell her i have to go and we exchange hugs.
I text her a rememberance text last night that she will get this morning.

hmm...

i met girl A @ about 6 pm. made out with her she introduced me to friend B then i fucked friend B on friend As bed with friend As vibrator then tit fucked and nutted on friend Bs neck. Then passed out and woke up the next day and ate friend As cereal and walked out without another word.

NOT IMPRESSIVE!! i'll give you 3/10 points. next time you karate chop those 2 mothafuckas in the back of the neck and take their lunch money then i'll be impressed.

thanks for your bitchass comment, good day.

Hey you atleast had the guts to walk up and talk to this girl. Thats nice. But hey, personally I would make small talk with the guys as well. I have a rule not to pick on the week ones and not to let another man feel that I'm better than him and I can take away his girl. But thats just me...

So I went to this stripclub where it is very difficult as people say to pick up. Talk to a girl for a 1 1/2 minute. Make out with her with her BF 2 feet away, his back facing us. I didn't know it was her BF until she introduced me. It was a close call !!!!

Not very proud of kissing another man's girl though.