this is my second post on this site and im new to this pua... but i have always been witty my whole life.... how i would pick up some hb's at a club.bar


if there were 2 girls standing at a packed bar and i wanted to initiate convo with them... this is what i would do...

i would dance my way over like a retard...

pause and look at them then danc again like a bigger retard

then i would go up the the girls and tell them i wanna make a bet with themm

me- hi, i wanna propose a wager!

girls- and whats that - or- no we dont do wagers

me- ok, i guarantee i know what u guys were just thinking!

girls- really, and what is that?

me- i would turn turn to one and say " i bet you were thinking...omg this guy is going to come over here and try dancing with us and is going to try and hump my leg

then i would turn to the other one and say " you were thinking omg this kid is gunna try and dance with us and do the shake what yo mamma gave us dance....

girls - laughing "o really" or No we werent thinking that

then i would be like "yea yea you bunch of liars" you lost the bet and to tell you the truth i just came here for one reason...im thirsty and you guys are standing between me and my beer...oh yea the one that you guys owe me wink wink.... dont get me wrong i think you guys are attractive and all, but im more into brunettes ...........wink wink

then continue convo until i get my bear amd tell them to hold my spot at the bar while i have to go back to my friends and if they are lucky and i dont get abducted by some brunette twins that they will see me again when its time for another beer

nice..what ever gets you the results dude...

Yep...dancing like a retard...real witty
stupid at first gets better as it progresses

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