Not having good luck on POF. Is it my pictures? The profile itself? My openers are pretty random and I am never giving compliments.... I really don't think openers are the problem. Brutally honesty, lets go fellas.

http://www.plentyoffish.com/member10583240.htm

went ahead and threw in one of societyofcool's myspace headlines. drunken midgets are always a great idea.

Your profile is boooring. You need to be (or at least sound..) exciting... fun...

Compare these two:

"My name is Mike. I graduated college last year, and I'm enjoying having my ass kicked by the real world every day now. Seriously though, work is goin good, and so is life. As far as weekends, going out and partying is great at all, but too much of it gets old pretty quick."

"Hey! I'm Mike! I graduated ____ last year! Goooo Albatrosses! My life is great! But there's always the possibility you could make it infinitely better! I love going out and partying, but I also love staying in and watching _____."

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"A man is but the product of his thoughts, what he thinks, he becomes." - Mohandas Gandhi

Updated with only a bit stolen from smartass. (thanks for the reply and help) Tried to liven it up a bit. How is it now?

A lot better! I'd just change 3 things....

- put some smiley face after "if you're lucky"... need to be cocky but not narcissistic...

- instead of "if you aren't boring", say "if you think you can keep up"... sounds a lot nicer.

- Change the pic of you in the bathroom to one where you're smiling.... or just delete that one... the rest are perfect IMO...

BTW, feel free to experiment... The more cocky and assholish you are, the more hot, shallow, mildly retarded girls you get... The nicer you are, the more plain/rotund, deep, smart girls you get... This is of course a gross generalization, but seems to be true in my experience. I have been opened by HB9's and UG0's... When you have swarms of people opening YOU, you kind of start to feel like the hot chick in the club... lol... it's fun!

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"A man is but the product of his thoughts, what he thinks, he becomes." - Mohandas Gandhi

Word. No joke 5 minutes after I updated I got opened by like a HB7. Not the hottest girl on there by any means, but better than the goblins that have messaged me before. I'll change the few things thanks bro.

Awesome!!

btw, check out the "viewed me" link. If a girl checks out your profile, you're in. They are a lot more receptive to openers than random girls in my experience... Maybe they saw you and forgot or were too shy or whatever... Perfect opportunity.

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"A man is but the product of his thoughts, what he thinks, he becomes." - Mohandas Gandhi