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| alphaecho | PostPosted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 5:55 pm | |
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Posts: 26 | | For those of us sarging on Valentines day, what do you think would be a good opener?
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| Solomon II | PostPosted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 6:08 pm | |
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Location: Belfast, N. Ireland | | "Holy fucking shit it's valentines day, your place or mine?"
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| Stormy | PostPosted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 7:45 pm | |
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Posts: 384 | | I'm going to have a big bag of candy hearts, and I'm going to walk through the French Quarter and toss them to every single girl I see. Every single one.
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| eliec | PostPosted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 8:01 pm | |
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Location: The magical land of Bombs and Beards | | ^ We got it stormy, now i'm expecting pics before i believe you mate :p
"Hey, would you buy me flowers?"
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| dilequeno | PostPosted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 9:19 pm | |
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Posts: 77 | | "so, where's my present?"
HB: i have a boyfriend
"so, where's your boyfriend?"
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| chillaxx | PostPosted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 10:42 pm | |
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Location: Bath, UK | | "How many cards did you get this morning?"
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| Musterion | PostPosted: Fri Feb 13, 2009 7:04 pm | |
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Posts: 607
Location: UK | | "Shall we exchange gifts/cards now or later?"
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"Shall we exchange gifts/cards here/at your place or my place?" _________________ "My toughest opponent is always myself"
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| reverendbojangles | PostPosted: Fri Feb 13, 2009 7:26 pm | |
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Posts: 15 | | this one is really cheesy and old but it worked for me yesterday....
HB7 (holding flowers, box of chocolates etc...)
you: "aww you shouldn't have."
HB: "shouldn't have what?"
you: "bought me (xwhatever shes holding)
or you could go with a different one I tried which I like better.
make a home made valentines day card in the shape of a heart with the word CUNT in big black letters on it and give it to someone. it worked out for me she thought it was funny.
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| Messerschmitt | PostPosted: Fri Feb 13, 2009 9:42 pm | |
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Location: N.Ireland | | Haha dude that second one cracked me up somethin' shockin! I'll definitely try that one out!
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