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punkstar
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how do i fucking grow it?

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You put it in compost and water it every night.

Personally I use miracle grow cuz that is what you will need a f**cking miracle! :mrgreen: LOL

Seriously I don't know any methods that are 100% proven so my advice is to leave well alone. You do not need a penis to satisfy a women let alone a bigger one, you have fingers and a tongue which are much more likely to pleasure her.


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There is no actaul way other than surgery...cause you have skin tuck in...which they would stretch, you can look it up on google.

Before thinking of surgery you should wieght the benfits vs the risk, becuase when going under surgery there are always risks.
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Yeah I don't think there is any other way to grow other than surgery, unless you're overweight. For every 15 lbs. of fat that you lose you gain a half inch of penis(in length). I'm sorry, i realize that doesn't help much if you don't have much weight or fat to lose. If anything you can shave your pubes and use the object of illusion.
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If anything you can shave your pubes and use the object of illusion.
When I'm feeling down about myself this is an instant pick me up :D
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Ahh, the age old method oh jelqing.

Google it up.
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Ahh, the age old method oh jelqing.

Google it up.
supposedly that weakens your penis and may allow some of the blood to be let loose inside

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So how does surgery work? And whats the cost? any more info on that? I don't know about you guys but i'd risk it lol.

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The surgery is merely for locker room pride i'm afraid. Some of the ligaments that hold your penis are cut so it hangs lower but it'll still be the same size erect.
I'm a med student so managed to get in to see one of the above surgeries - its not too invasive but people tend not to be satisfied with the results.

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The surgery is merely for locker room pride i'm afraid. Some of the ligaments that hold your penis are cut so it hangs lower but it'll still be the same size erect.
I'm a med student so managed to get in to see one of the above surgeries - its not too invasive but people tend not to be satisfied with the results.
Then why do pornstars with surgery have it so good? i'm sure its not natural? just curious

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My grandpa uses viagra and says he gets good results :wink:
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I think you can have collagen implants for added girth done by some cosmetic surgeons. I assume you can have it lengthened that way too but i'm not too sure. I'll investigate and get back to you.

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Since nobody else had the balls to ask, I will.

Just how big is it?

I ask because you may have some misconceptions about size.
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I jelq and kegel here.

It works :)

Also to whoever said it supposedly weakens it, not if you kegel. :D
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