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Hello, I'm new to this forum & into PUA. I'm 16 but I'm quite willing to learn. I have a couple of good stories but they need improvemnt I would say. All of them are true fyi =).
So this was my third time surfing. The beach(has this cool taco bell on the sand) was empty and only a couple of surfers were out. The waves were crashing and they were around 3-4 feet in size. I got into the water&paddled out. So as i was sitting there I turned around to look out to see the waves coming. When I turned around I noticed a fin about 8 inches high surface about 10 feet from me. I fell off my board a bit but paddled hastily to shore. I noticed, however, that the other surfer's who saw it weren't shocked in the least. Some started to laugh until someone told me that it was a dolphin.
I took a trip to the Phillipines. I stayed on this isolated island resort. On the flight to the Phillipines I watched a discovery channel show w/ steve erwin about deadly seasnakes. So on my trip I went snorkeling around this corral reaf. The reaf was beautiful because it had shrimp, tropical fish, corral and sponges. So i had been snorkeling for a while and I came across this black and white seasnake. I thought back to the discovery channel show about seasnakes & this one fit the description/pictures. The venom of the snake was poisonous enough to kill you in thirty five minutes I remembered. I swam to the boat and they picked me up. The worst part was when I told them about the seasnake they said they see it all the time.
Ok so I was at the gym the other day and this grandma started hitting on me. No joke. She was wrinkly and had those old liver spots. For some reason she thought it was ok to follow me around for 20 minutes while we engaged in a one sided conversation. I swear when I did my squats she grapped my ass. After working out she offered to buy me a drink EWWW. No that's why I don't workout on thursdays anymore.
There's nothing wrong with any of these except the third one. Its theme is one of ickiness, and it might make the girls afraid to show interest in you out of fear that you might be telling some other girls a story about THEM later if you don't find them sufficiently pretty. If you tell a story about being hit on by someone you're not interested in, make it about you humoring them and not being threatened/freaked out. Show that it's okay to hit on you.
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My idea for a opinion opener:
Ok girls I need your opinion on something, you see I bumped into an old flame not to long ago and she asked me if I'd want to try it over. Normally I'm all for second chances but she gained like 20 pounds since I last saw her. Seriously I've heard of the freshman fifteen but this is rediculess. So should I try & give her a shot or let her down easy?
I'm not a fan of opinion openers PERIOD, so take that into consideration when reading my opinion of this one.
No sir, I don't like it. There is absolutely no reason why you would ask this of ANYONE, EVER. What kind of guy needs someone else's opinion on who he dates? How weak is that guy's reality? What kind of boyfriend would that guy be? And on top of that, what kind of guy talks this much shit about girls? Once again, the girls might be afraid that you'll be talking shit behind THEIR backs as soon as they're turned? If you want to use something in this vein, change it so that...
...no, I can't think of a way to make this work. Stormy recommends not using it.
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