Hi guys, I'm new here and i just want to share an opener that I used a long time ago, long before I even know PUAing existed. I don't do it anymore, because I'm in a relationship now. But I used it with a friend once, to have a laugh and to my surprise it actually worked. Now that we know the basics of PUAing, it makes perfect sense of course. Check it out:

"Hey, can I ask you a question? What colour is your underwear today?"

Now normally, she'll be either shocked or she'll crack up and go along. Already you've distinguished yourself from other guys with boring and predictable conversations.
Now you elaborate:

"See, me and my friend over there are doing some scientific research. I'm sure I can tell what kind of person you are in bed by just the colour of your underwear. Now we'd greatly appreciate it if you'd contribute to the research. It's pretty waterproof, but we're field testing the theory. See like white means you're a virgin or you'er pretending to be etc..."

Now she'll see you're acutally going somewhere with this and normally she should tell you her colour. Be sure to make this light enough. Don't look like some creep who's after her underwear.
Now you guys know chicks love these kind of tests.

Funny thing is, the article actually exists I apparently can't post a URL in my first 5 posts so I won't (I'm writing this for the second time because of the error ), but here are the colours with their meaning, loosly translated. The original article was in Dutch.

Black: Black sex for those people. They're often very kinky and will search each other. They can get very moody, especially when they're stressed or unhappy.

Red: they are easy to seduce. Like real 'tigers' they enjoy any kind of sex you can imagine. once the spark is lit, it can take a long time before it is extinguished.

yellow: your sexual drive is complicated and variegating. You will agree on any sexual wish your (stronger) partner has, rather passively. You will never enjoy sex to the full, but you'll never reject an offer of someone you admire.

Pink: You have an immature, childlike dislike when it comes to sex. Women promise more than they give, sometimes they will abuse their femininity, often because they hate men.

Purple: Your own pleasure in bed is more important than that of your partner. Women are often fixated on appearances.

White: Sex is 'dirty' to you, you dislike french kissing and you turn off the lights when you have sex. Women dressed in white always undress beneath the sheets. They oftten also use a nickname for their intimate parts.

Green: Very loyal, you will make love your whole life like it's your first time. Sometimes kind of clumsy, but in a sympathetical way. They are tender but not passionate, fresh and innocent in their sexual experiences.

Orange: lots of sexual fantasies, they pay a lot of importance to foreplay, saying sweet words and having romantic conversations. orange people often don't have an orgasm, but they can fake it very well.

Brown: like cuddling, very warm and sensitive. They take notice to their partner's needs. Sex lasts all day long, in which you say 'i love you' a thousand times. In need of a lot of privacy and intimacy when having sex. Heavy emotions: one wrong word could ruin the entire relationship.

Grey: Grey is an undefined colour,as are the people who wear grey. Nothing excites them, they only have sex to please their partner or to get pregnant.

Blue: Blue people are fantastic lovers (sexually), they are sinners, passionate and caring for their partner's needs. Sex is a form of art, and they approach it with great elegance. They really enjoy sex to the full. They enjoy foreplay and cuddling afterwards just as muh as the sex itself.

Now you have to know these by heart. It's not always accurate of course, but you'll have a laugh. If you don't remember the explanation, just make some stuff like this up. Make it look like you know everything about this, and make it believable.

Now from this point you're good to go. Her reaction will tell you if you're right or wrong. You can talk about it (djeez, I guess I might have to research some more. or: yeah, the theory never fails.), or from this point you can talk about lots of stuff like underwear (so I know it's red, but what kind of underwear is it?), sex, relationships, ...
Plus you're in a stronger position. You already know everything about her underwear but she doesn't even know your name.
By talking about her underwear you've already raised some sexual tension as well.

It's rock solid, give it a try! Even if your inner game is not that good, this is an easy conversation to make it fun.

You're never gonna remember all of that! Just tell her to call it.

just memorize like 2 of them and tell the same thing over and over. Or put 1 together which is pretty general, so that every girl will recognize some of it.

Dude there is no black in the list. Black is like the 1st or 2nd most common colour on girls underwear.

jup you're right, i forgot black. I edited the post.

now its complete nice post btw but I wouldnt use it for opener.Maybe as a routine.

See that's where you're wrong. It's a fantastic opener because you can really 'shock' her, she'll be amused I assure ya.
I don't think you can use it as a routine, because it's a bit weird. You're having a conversation, and then all of a sudden: "hey btw, what colour is your underwear?" You might start explaining that you read an article or something, but I really think it's more effective as an opener. You're free to try of course

It is certainly a shocker opener. But I have a feeling you be getting a lot of pervert replies with the girl(s) walking away.

Ill use it when im drunk!

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AFCs like me know they got no game, they also know that they have been AFCs for a long time...

i agree these are too many to remember, but if you group them up and memorize 3 different ones it will work perfect such as:

Black and red.
White.
all other colors.

this is probly the best way to separate them, and MUCH easier to remember just three instead of one for each color...

but what would you say for each catagory??

well you could also just memorize some typical characteristics described in the text. For those with bad memories, link them up by making antonyms.
Be sure to give 3 characteristics each time. You could even do this based on her looks/ your personal feel about her, and use the underwear as an excuse to talk about it.
For those who are afraid of pervert reactions: ask her what's her favorite colour, or what's the most common colour in your wardrobe? whatever.

example for the memory thing:

1) talk about loyalty:

easy to seduce - very loyal - loyal as long as the sex is good

2) talk about sexual preferences:

kinky - immature dislike (i like the: 'you nickname your intimates', this cold make girls laugh i reckon.) - passionate cuddler

3) position in a relationship

You'll do anything your partner asks - bossy - selfish


This is just an example of course. You can customize any way you want to. Depending on the HB, you could use this as a neg too. FE: with an HB10 you could say: you're bossy, selfish, ...

Just customize depending on the girl. You could either try and get it exactly right to impress her, or you could do the opposite and neg her, to provoke a reaction.


All right this is really falling in place.

Here's an idea, do you remember the origami fortune teller things you did when you were a kid? Just put the colors as options instead of numbers. I always wanted to use the fortune teller, might try this out and see how it works. No memorization needed!!!