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"Pickup artists" are so misogynistic that they call women condescendingly derogatory names such as "sweetie" or "girl." Oh, the profanity!
"Pickup artists" don't need to BUY women drinks... they have drinks prepared in their wallets already.
If you have five dollars and a "pickup artist" has five dollars, he will buy more drinks for girls than you.
There is no chin behind a "pickup artist's" beard. There is only another drink he bought for you.
"Pickup artists" are sometimes known to try and get women to drink their money.
The chief export of "pickup artists" is supplication.
If you ask a "pickup artist" what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'til." After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" you're already drunk.
In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer. But then a "pickup artist" bought it for you.
When the "pickup artist" was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he bought it so many drinks that it became a Wendy's.
According to Einstein's theory of relativity, a "pickup artist" can actually buy you a drink yesterday.
When Chuck Norris does push ups, he doesn't push himself up he pushes the earth down, a Pick up artist will just get the earth hammered in a club, and ask it to move using fancy language.
When Johnny Soporno and AFC Adam walk into the same room, they generate enough supplicating energy to out of thin air, create a drink for you, .
Pick up artists used to be able to sleep with any women they wanted through fancy words; It was only when a large pack of "Ottoresus Kreiselerus" (the pick up artists natural predator) interviened that Pick up artist numbers were culled and the practise of "fancy wording" almost died out.
In certain states of the U.S.A where Pick up artists have bribed politicians with drinks their are no bars; just randomly allocated area's in the middle of the street where pick up artists will buy you drinks.
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