I just thought it would be funny is everyone shared the most unusual, dangerous or funny openers they've accualy done, and if they worked or not.

heres mine:
I was sitting on a bus on my own listening to my ipod. A HB7.5 comes and sits behind me and a scummy 17ish yr old sits behind us on the other side of the bus and starts playing some shitty death metal on his phone, loud enough so that I could hear it over my ipod. I look at him in duscust and so does the HB7.5. A few minuites latter his music which was basicly just the words Fuck and Whore being screamed repeatedly was still blasting through the bus, I turn around, make eye contact with the HB7.5 then we both look at the guy in discust again, so I opened her by saying (loudly enough so the guy could hear it) "do you want to listen to some good music instead of that shit?". I had a slight smile on my face and did the left eye look so she didnt think I was a total asshole. She instantly had a huge grin on her face and came and sat next to me so we could share the earphones. The look on that guys face was priceless. I ended up # and K closing her, but didnt take it any further.

Back when I first started going out on a regular basis I pulled off a pretty ballsy opener.

I see this two set across the room in a club. I can't really remember HB rating whatever. This blonde had some big breasts and that gave me an idea. So I break with the approach at an angle bullshit and just walk right at her.

I'm staring at her chest walking up to her the whole time. Finally, I get to about 3 feet away and say, "You have pretty eyes." (still obviously staring down at her chest) Then I look into her eyes and say, "That's probably what most guys would do. Here is what I'll do...I'm Jon and you have lovely breasts. Nice to meet you."

Somehow I didn't get smacked and I got a # out of it.

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Left eye look? Is the one used in The Game? What is it for?

yeah i wanna know about the left eye thing aswell

Impressive. How did she respond to that right away?

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Obviously, a little weirded at out at first when I started talking to her. She smiled by the time I finished. Then I remember us talking about how many guys have such a problem with staringat women's chests.

It was fun!

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Been around the world twice, Talked to everyone once...

Yep ive used that one a few times, usually if the girl is purposly showing off allot of skin ill take the opportunity.

-A little cross with jesus hanging down between a couple of ddddddddd's, "gives a whole new meaning to crusifixtion" or somthing like that (years ago) puzzzled look on her face "what?" move the hand real slow and tapped on jesus. (slow so if i could tell she wasn't cool with it i could just point)

You want dangerous? Try this one:
I saw 3 girls and 1 guy in a club and approached them. The guy turns around, and it just happens to be the one i had badly beaten in a submission championship not two days earlier.
So anyway he's showing off to one of the girls, when I butt in and say "why dont you show her the bruise i gave you yesterday?"
Then i explained what happened to the girls while he looked about to bite my head off (which he probably could have, i only beat him cuz he got winded near the end)

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The resident terrorist, at your service

I was at a street party festival called Carribanna 2years ago here in Toronto. There was a HB 9 thick booty, we started dancing. I had picked up her right leg and held on to the thigh while basically dry humping her on the back of a railing, then lost my balance and dropped her on her ass. I couldn't stop laughing and ran away because it was so funny and honestly didn't want to be kicked by her strong ass legs. Started grind dancing on 3 other hbs, shortly and then saw the HB9 that I had dropped earlier. I went up to her and said hey you forgot to give me your number. We started laughing together about what had happened, and she told me that I made her feel so embarrassed. We didn't connect sexually after that, basically became good friends out of that stupid situation. I see her at clubs, and she still calls every so often but thats it.