GUYS!
Im just back from clubbing

! i started out like a player, talking to everyone i was the only one of my friends who didnt drink
i talked to ALL the girls I was all over the place

I experienced that the hotter girls walked away from me

i did talk to them with confidence
they just walked away
and the ugly ones had a bitchshield
but i also experienced that the female friend of those girls was always friendly towards me ..
its funny ^^ and i dont get it, i need help on that
but the night

seriously my girlfriend is being a bitch lately, i think she is cheating on me but I told her i didnt care and this day i went shopping with another girl (I think this girl likes me a lot now, but I think this girl is retarded)
its funny when i go clubbing i always attract the beta girls, always the girls that i dont desire. i want tens, or at least 8s. but i get the average, or the fat ones

they throw themselves in my lap i even could have done a threesome but i hooked one of my friends up with them (they were all fat)
BUT I NEED TO TELL YALL SOMETHING

HAHAHAH
at the end of the night, most of the girls gone home and the guys girls ratio was about 4:1
i was bummed out cuz i was tired and i didnt have a girl, and the more i looked arround the more afc i feld
the girls seemed even more arrogant than at the beginning of the night
so then i went into this small dark corner of the bar where 6 guys were dancing with 2 girls
so i joined them, sucked up all the attention and trying to get the girls
one guy started humping me to get me out of there, and i pushed him off
then when i started to approach the girl again he started humping me again (he was a lil drunk)
then i was just dancing on my own, looking over at the girl and stuff to get her interested in me
meanwhile the guy was talking to his friend and all of a sudden they started sandwiching me

i tried to push them off, but i couldnt cuz they were strong and keeping me in there, even a third one joined. then i acted like i liked it and humped them back. luckily they stopped
then, i tried to go for the girl again but this guy was coming in between all of the times protecting her from me, so i wanted the girl even more and i tried to push him away
lol
then his friend started throwing ice blocks on me, i seriously didnt like that and i picked up an empty bottle from the floor and tried to throw the last drops of booze on him
lol, he just threw his drink all over me.. making me look like an ass
my hair was wet and i acted like i didnt care and i was just enjoying my time
but like after 5 seconds i was like omg you shithead, so i picked up an empty glass of beer and went to the bathroom to fill it with water so i could throw it over his head
when i was in the bathroom i was like what the heck, i pissed the glass full :p
when i came back that motherfucker was dancing with that hot girl (i know that hot girl was a little interested in me) so when i came back they stopped dancing and he did a step back from the girl
cuz i was there with yellow liquid in my beer glass he knew what was gonna happen
when he stepped back i was like good, now the innocent girl wont get wet and i threw my glass of piss in his face

all over his shirt and head
I was laughing my ass off!!
remember, these guys were 6 of them and they were much bigger than me in terms of muscle
so i ran

got out of the club, went into another club and started convo with other girls there
my friends called me where i went, i told them i was already near the car talking to other girls
they were like omg! you got girls there, we are coming right now !
omg i laughed my ass of when i ran out of the club
hawwhahaw even now i cant stop laughing wahwahwhwah
i was like drowning in my piss

it got into his nose, eyes i also think his mouth !

bwhahawhawwah!!!
he must have thought it was beer till he felt it was warm, and it tasted salty ^^ heheheheheheheh
i gotta take a shower now, cuz im all sticky cuz of his coke he threw all over me

bye all, hope you can laugh about my story ^^
oh and please help me on the girls walking away part, and the attracting wrong females part
PEACE ! <3