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PostPosted: Wed Jan 21, 2009 4:51 pm 
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Every girl wants a guy who is a baller. Flash some cash and girlz go crazy. Its in their blood. They mammals.

Here's what you do. You date a girl and you need to drop serious coins on the girl or she dumps you. So you go online or some place similar. Buy some fake stuff with your credit card. I suggest Ebay since you get your money back easily. You give to your girl a bracelet, earring, etc. Then act like you spent real money on it, since you did!!! But when she finds out its fake, you're like "oh shit" and you show her the legit receipt. You take it back and get your money back. Sure its a hassle, but she will still love you for trying to get her something expensive. The great thing is you, you end up spending nothing!

The key to this routine is make sure she find out it a fake or else she be walking around with expensive fake gold and you never get your coins back!!

I know a ton of people who pulled this off Fake diamond earrings, concert tickets, plane tickets, and other stuff. Just be sure to act like you are real pissed that you got ripped off and act like you want to get her something again. If she want you get a replacement, dump her anyways. Most girls wont, since they say it the thought that counts.


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PostPosted: Wed Jan 21, 2009 6:33 pm 
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and what happens when there is no return policy? especially if the item is just as described you will not be able to return it because on ebay they tell you it's not real gold or whatever.

sorry, but IMO this is just unrealistic. plus, who would want to go through all the hassle? you dont need to have money or buy girls anything. Not to bash on you, but that's superr AFC thoughts. money does not count when you have game. you can be a guy who lives in a homeless shelter and still get girls.


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wowww thats AFC. and a waste of time.


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There's just no way this can be serious. Just incase it is though, hahaha. Fucking lame.

I didn't think there was any behaviour weaker than relying on money alone to get girls, but pretending to spend money that you don't even have? Sort yourself the fuck out.

Women don't want money or flashy shit... I'll rephrase that, they don't need flashy shit from you - because they already get that stuff from weak minded men with low self esteem, who believe it's the only way. Do you really think you have to wine and dine a woman, and spend shitloads of money just to get to know her? No woman is worth that for her time alone, get that into your head. You think you have to provide her with something she needs before she will sleep with you? Fuck that, the only thing she needs that you really have to provide her with is hot dickings. I feel sorry for people who think like this, I really do. Reliance on money is a crutch, and the worst one at that. Stop relying on material shit. You aren't defined by the things you own or can provide a girl with, and if you can't find anything good about yourself other than the thickness of your wallet then you'll never have any real confidence.

I've gone out to local bars with £10 before, dressed in normal jeans and dirty trainers, and taken girls home with me. That's 2 drinks and something to eat on the way home. That's right, girls actually have legs and can walk places. I've met girls in the street and arranged to meet them later that evening or a few days later, they knew nothing of who I was or what money I make (which, by the way, is pretty much nothing). I don't wear fancy clothes or expensive jewellery, I don't spend money on women, and I sure as hell never fucking buy them anything. The only girl I'd buy a gift for is one I'd call my significant other. So how come, despite having no money or car, I'm so successful with women? What makes me different to you? I'll let you figure that out for yourself.


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haha this is a horrible idea!

I tell women I dont have money and im broke as a joke haha and then dont care....If you get to know them and they like you money wont matter to them and If it does then you ditch them right away and most of the time they will come back to you.


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...well, I would say this is something I wouldn't do personally.

I mean first of all, you shouldn't feel like you have to flatter her - because you don't.

If you want to buy her something for what ever reason, buy her something without the intent of returning it for a refund.

Also, I would advise against lying to her about something so small too. If she likes what you bought her, the price tag shouldn't affect her liking toward you. If it does, she's a gold-digger and you don't need her.


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There's just no way this can be serious....
...What makes me different to you? I'll let you figure that out for yourself.
Hahhaha, would you like a crown to go with all that awesome?!! :D No seriously, great fucking reply man, you're the king, I hope that poor bastard figures it out someday.

To the OP.... you might want to actually try reading through this forum and learning pickup before posting "pickup" here.

PS: Im gonna be laughing my ass off about "hot dicklings" all day long man, thanks for making my day! :lol:


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true true.. women don't care as long as you have a room to crash in at night and atleast a job. Whatever it may be. Even a janitor, they don't care. I was seeing this women that was a hired gun at Nordstrom. She was well older than me, made alot more than me, drove a nicer car, and dressed way classier than me and was gorgeous at that..

On first impressions you might think she might be stuck up if you approached and talked to her which she was with other guys who didn't talk or act right around her. But Why was she so into me?? I was the first guy she dated who was younger, (Six yrs at that) and during a time when she was the most reserved she'd probably ever been in her life. So everytime a random guy would talk to her she would blow them off..

The reason is I didn't let those stupid things affect me, or think she needed me to buy her things. Women like simple shit, like if you cook them something and watch a Dvd with them, and even sleep with them. That's all they need, don't go wasting money cause she won't respect you as a man for giving her all the things she doesn't want or need.

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This won't work for an opener on a girl you just met. But someone told me about something similar. This would only work on a girl if she is already your girlfriend and trusts you. My friend does this on his girlfriend every now and then for X-mas, valentines, or her birthday.


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PostPosted: Thu Jan 22, 2009 6:24 pm 
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Saw this on a tv episode of something. This Con is real old. The ebay aspect of it is the only new part.


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PostPosted: Fri Jan 23, 2009 5:49 pm 
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Saw this on a tv episode of something. This Con is real old. The ebay aspect of it is the only new part.
Which TV show? I read this on another website too. Nothing original here. But good way to save a dime every now and then.


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Man, what are some of you guys talking about??? Dont fall for this sucker trap! This is among the worst, if not THE worst, AFC behaviour you can find. And you know, AFC's do get lucky often enough, but the guys who play this game? They are probably amongst the most hardup wannabes you could ever find. Even in my worst days in highschool, I didnt play this kinda shit, its just flat out retardedly WRONG!

Take it from the Beatles, "Can't buy me love!" And if you are going to pay money for sex (you poor sorry bastard), you might as well go to a prostitute, at least you are sure to get what you are looking for.

Better take another gander at Solomon II's post. Its true, and its free. Learn it before its too late.


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Every girl wants a guy who is a baller. Flash some cash and girlz go crazy. Its in their blood. They mammals.

Here's what you do. You date a girl and you need to drop serious coins on the girl or she dumps you.
They mammals? No, you idiot.

This is the worst fucking post I've ever seen on here.

NEWS FLASH: YOU'VE BEEN SOCIALLY CONDITIONED INTO FALSE BELIEFS. You don't need to be a "baller" at all. Do you think rich rappers get laid because they're ballers? No, its because they're rappers; it has nothing to do with their wealth and everything to do with their personality and social status. P Diddy can subtract the wealth and he would still get laid just as often.

In fact, being rich can actually hold you back in the pickup game. A girl was about to have sex with you, but she saw you had a lot of money, so now she suddenly becomes a "date worthy" girl.

I'll go a step further and say that if you really believe this stuff, girls already consider you to be beta. You'll be spending all this money on her with the belief that it is getting you somewhere, but in the meantime your girl is out fucking the Denny's manager.


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I know a ton of people who pulled this off Fake diamond earrings, concert tickets, plane tickets, and other stuff. Just be sure to act like you are real pissed that you got ripped off and act like you want to get her something again. If she want you get a replacement, dump her anyways. Most girls wont, since they say it the thought that counts.
I'm new here so I won't rip into you like the others. Damn.

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 29, 2009 8:51 pm 
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I ain't saying this works on no girl you just met at a club It works when you are going steady and the girl start acting up and asking for things. Better fake and looks realz than real n be broke. Just got 2 hide and stay undercover. Yall be acting like you know more on dis stuff than me. Don't be a wannabe is what I say.


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