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HER
ha ha You got me to laugh out loud...I like that. Yes of course thought you would never ask. XXX-XXX-XXXX. My text buddy! second time you mentioned the stalker thing. I promise im not. thats funny though. I work m-f til about 3 each day some weeks are busier than others. but I have my days off with no kiddos so those are nice to catch me on. Plus I know babysitters. so that works to. I have a cake schedule with work who wouldnt want to get off at 2:20 each day.
Talk to you soon,
Im off to bed...working on 3 hours of sleep from my party last night. and I have to be up by 5am.
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ME
So, if we "skip the date" that means that there was a date in the first place. You just showed your cards, lol. Dont have much of a poker face do ya? I guess all the dragon slaying really impressed you. But don't expect any magic carpet rides soon though. My carpet's being shampooed. (Don't eat spaghetti and fly!) haha.
Yes, I can massage but, its more of an intimate thing for me. I like for it to be sensual, deep and ... well basically you might get a little worked up during it.
OK, different thought, different thought.
So, basically you want me to be a punching bag for you. Thats cool. I can do that.
Are you typically a super busy person? Would you even have time for a date?
Oh what the heck... here goes nothin'!...
"Can I..."
Hold on a sec....*ahem*
"Can I have..."
Heh heh....just a little nervous, that's all....
*clears throat*
"Can I have your number!?!?"
Seriously though, as long as you promise you're not a crazy internet stalker who only wants me only for my body, you should give me your number, cause I'm running out of things to type. I mean, i'm not a book of sarcasm. I'm better at it in real time, lol.
And as a special bonus, we get to be text buddies!
~Scott
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HER
I know theres no board on Twister...but its fun. I love a good cook...do you know how to massage? if so we are skiping the date and we are going to get married. ok?
My hobbies...um I enjoy decorating and exercising. I also like to have friends over and actually give it some thought with themed food or decorations etc. I try to jog/walk everyday and do crunches. I try to stay active. I like pilates and Tae Bo too. Very fun. Especially after a long day of dealing with 5 year olds all day I come up and kick some ass by kicking and punching. And I enjoy gardening when I have time. Usually I dont but thats what I find theraputic decorating, kicking and punching, and gardening. ha ha
Yes your pic of your desert on your myspace looks fab! I have a crock pot and know how to use it. I kind of taught myself to cook but my mom is an awesome cook as well. She just was always kind of like everyone out of the kitchen so I never really learned from her. self taught.
oh and bunco is a dice game played with 12 girls. All luck but we gamble.
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ME
Haha. Good Point. I guess that's why I would have to ask to see.
I love red wines. Mostly Merlots and Cabs. My all time favorite is a Malbec which is from Argentina. If I had to drink white I would opt for a Maui Blanc which is a pineapple wine from Hawaii. Yumm-O!
I love to play board games. Scattergories, Taboo, Catch Phrase, even Trivial Pursuit. BTW... there are no boards in twister, lol
Let's see, I also looooove to cook. It's one of my favorite things to do. I cook mostly chicken and meats but my signature dish is a brownie bottom white chocolate raspberry cheesecake. I think theres a pic of it on my profile. Cooking is like a hobby for me. It's therapeutic. I actually own 2 crock pots. lol
How about you? What are your hobbies?
Oh... what the heck is Bunko?
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HER
Well i play a mean game of speed and can definitly kick some butt with that. I also play bunco with all my girlfriends. Everytime I say that people think we are old ladies playing bridge with our dentures or something. But its good times with friends, gossip, wine, and dinner. Oh and money, my favorite. My favorite board game would have to be Twister. lol thats fun. and Yahtzee. Im not too into all the Trivial Persuit and Monopoly takes too long and sometimes Trivial persuit can make you feel like you need to go back to school and take more classes. ha ha
I enjoy red wine...Napa Valley Merlot is my fav. But I usually try to pick up different brands to try out. After a while they all kind of taste the same.
So when I make it to the point status what makes you think I want to be asked out?
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You're right and wrong. I can be the life of the party if I know everyone. Im not trying to be all up in everyone's face if I dont know them.
Competitive huh? I like that. I gotta admit... personal details abut your divorce... that defiantly earns you 36 points. Which puts you at 73. Sorry, you need 75 for me to ask you out. lol
We actually have similar stories. My daughters mom had her at 20 as well. We got married because it was the right thing to do but it didnt last long. (year and a half) So Ive been divorced a while.
Im 5-10, same as you so NO HEELS, k?
What else do you wanna know?
Let me ask you this...
Whats your fav board game?
Whats your fav wine?
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HER
Oh not convinced yet huh? wow. Thats okay...me either. Youve gotta work for it. lol I guess I need to develop a better game plan. Thank u for letting me be your friend though. Wow moving up in the world. Also we are keeping points. Im very competitive so I may have to some how step it up so you give me more points.
So why did you get divorced? I got divorced because we basically got married when I had my son (I was 20) thought it was the right thing to do. I was still going to school and basically we both grew up and fell out of love and started to resent each other because we both had different ideas on how to live life.
Wow your an old man Scott, an almost 12 year old. lol
How tall are you? You seem like a very outgoing life of the party type guy? am I wrong?
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Yes, I enjoyed that slice very much, lol
Very informative. I will give you 42 points. However you said you were divorced. Normally that's not a bad thing but, I said NO Copying! so you lose 5 points.
Help me out here teacher 42-5=? hmmm ok. ok. Thats past kindergarten curriculum. So, I'll help you out. Its 37. But don't fret my princess, you only need 35 points to be my friend. Whoo-Hoo.
So, I will add you to my friends list but, if you're not fun or act out, I'm sending you straight to Tom! So don't go causing any trouble in there, missy! haha
My daughter is 11. She'll be 12 in 2 weeks and is in 6th grade. Yikes!
Giggly conversation and drunk texting huh? Those are the best times! Of course you haven't convinced me to ask for your number yet. So I guess we wont have a problem.
haha
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HER
I am divorced also. I grew up in San Diego and teach in the district I went to school in. My mom does too and so does my sister in law. small world. I have an 8 year old boy who acts like hes going on 16 ha ha and my perfect little mischeivious 2 year old daughter keeps me smiling and drinking wine every evening. lol I absolutely love wine and good conversation as well and getting giggly after a few glasses. Ive been known to "drunk text" too much? Fun to look back and read in the morning though. Now thats entertaining usually. sometimes its a "oops!" I have a 27 year old brother and a 31 year old sister whom are both married. Im the only one divorced person in the family. My parents have been married for 37 years! ummmm what else off the top of my head..I would rather go to a dive bar then a club/bar downtown or PB. My style is very laid back, flip flops, tank tops, and jeans. But occationally I like to get all sexy and go downtown or PB pub crawls. And I like my coffee with cream and splenda.
K hope that gives you a little slice of me???
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Why yes, I am entertaining myself, lol.
Ok, Ill be serious. I'm 35, I'm an Engineer. I work for the department of defense (No, not in the military). I love good times with friends. I enjoy a crazy night out but, my ideal evening is a glass of wine and a good conversation. I have a daughter and I'm divorced. I love to travel and I am completely infatuated with Sex and the City!
haha. Ok, I made that last part up.
Your turn and NO Copying!
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HER
You are so creative and entertaining. Are you enjoying yourself as well. I bet! lol Our plans sound like a smashing good time. And yes I have a few party dresses I could wear to our Cancun get away. lol
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OK. Good call!
~Myspace *HiGh FiVe* comin' your way~ lol
As far as what beach... I was thinking Cancun. As we approach the beach, I will try not to ride to fast and not to far. I would hate to relive a Polish water polo accident I had a few years back. (Who knew horses couldn't swim)
I will build you a two story sand castle, with a moat, and two pools! I know what you're thinking, a sandcastle? But, it's better than a hut made of leaves. They get all itchy and stick to our suntan lotion.
Anyhow... We would have a maid and a butler. Then we would be interviewed by the TV people for our awesome sand castle and the drawbridge over the moat. Sooo...You better have a pretty dress to wear!!!
~Prince Scott
PS:
35
El Cajon
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HER
beach for sure. So Scott how old are you? What part of SD do you live in?
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Well no, my legs are not chapped. I've been doing this for a little while. It was a long, painful road to get to you but, alas I am here to rescue you from all the frogs you've been kissing and those mean boys who made you cry.
However, you should continue you're normal routine as to not arouse suspicion and make the other girls jealous that your prince has finally arrived. I'll will contact you at the precise moment and we shall ride off into the sunset and live happily ever after.
Do you prefer the beach or the mountains, my princess?
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Absoultly am a princess. I was wonderin when the hell you were going to show up. Are your legs chapped from riding in on your horse prince charming? I guess i need rescuing Prince Scott. How can you help me with that problem?
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I bet you have been wondering where I have been all your life. Sorry, I got held up rescuing damsels in distress, slaying dragons, freeing captured unicorns and then of course I got turned into a frog there for a bit. So sorry it took this long to get in touch with you.
~Scott
p.s.
you are a princess right?
CHAT