Okay.. this is something that's been buggin me for a while.. i'm always in this kinds of situations.. and i do not know how to respond..

situation:
when i meet someone new.. especially an HB.. i'm seen as the fun type.. cracking jokes.. i mean people have a good time around me.. and i've noticed these HBs givin me IOIs..their very intrigued and seem really interested.. great first impression.. it's great.. but.. i have friends.. and coworkers that cockblocks me all the time..

i do have a girlfriend.. but that doesn't stop me from being me.. i have fun..

so the problem here is.. when i crack up a joke about a random girl.. sayin their hot or something.. someone will just say.. "don't you have a girlfriend?" i mean.. after hearing this.. other girls that were giving me IOIs.. all of a sudden started acting weird.. and just stops.. i mean STOPS! like WTF?! so.. i wanna know how to respond... in a C&F way preferrably.. any thoughts.. any suggestions??

try this, admit it and act as if you dont really care. and say something like "yes i hv a gf, so you will have to wait if you want me" its more about using body language and tone to deliver your message rather than the actual line itself.

that actually sounds pretty good.. i might use that.. any other alternative.. suggestions? advice? i just don't want to keep using one response.. i want to gather as much as i can..

Alternative reply:

"Yeah, that means all of you will need to wait your turn"

at "you", do a full scan and look individually at each girl licking their chops for you.