Last night outside the bar



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PostPosted: Sun Jan 18, 2009 3:24 pm 
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I was in line for a drink at a bar last night and I spotted a two set a HB7 and a HB8. I approached them with the text dump opener. Luckily the HB7 left to go find their third friend.

So it was just me and the HB8. She was sending me all kinds of IOIs and I didn't even have to game her. I asked if she wanted to go outside and make out. So we did. After about two mins she started to rub her hands against my cock.

So i asked her for a blow job. We went behind a dumpster and she blew me, for a bit. She asked if I had a condom, and I did. She put the condom on with her mouth. And I pulled her huge tits outside her shirt and sucked on them for a bit. Then it was go time, and I fucked her.

I never actually got her name. And just after I blew my load, my friend called and I said I gotta go. I ran to my buddy in a cab and she yelled at me "Your an asshole."

Thanks for listening,
B-Man

Ps, I do feel like an asshole. But at the same time. Last night was way too funny and I'm laughing as I write this


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PostPosted: Sun Jan 18, 2009 5:55 pm 
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Thats awesome. What types of routines did you use.


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PostPosted: Tue Jan 20, 2009 12:38 am 
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hey dont be an asshole and tell us the routines you used :))
this is not a report its just bragging man


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PostPosted: Tue Jan 20, 2009 1:30 am 
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I wouldn't say I used routines. But I did use things I learned through the community. It was definitely the confidence I learned through becoming a reformed AFC that let me talk to the girls. And before I was a complete retard and would have missed the IOIs. Not every pick up will be flawlessly full of 'game' sometimes you can just get lucky.

Hope that helps,
B-Man

ps: that pun was unintentional


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