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PostPosted: Fri Jan 16, 2009 2:45 am 
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Ok, I took the Myspace Method post from Status, and in this case got bored and changed it a bit :)

Read from the bottom up. In summary, I just told her I'd be talking to her even if I didn't want to fuck her, and she said "Do u want to fuck me"

What's a better response than simply saying "Yes" ???? Hahaha. I'd like to say that but maybe something more clever will actually result in a lay instead of an ignore.

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Do u want to fuck me

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: ..Eric..
Date: Jan 14, 2009 6:39 AM

That's cool actually I'm down with that. I'm not really the jealous type, it sometimes actually turns me on when my girlfriends do that. For most of my guy friends, especially the guy to whom it is happening right now with his gf, they can't deal with it at all.

You seem like a nice girl. I would be talking to you even if I didn't want to fuck you ;)

See ya around,
~Eric

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: ~*Marie*~
Date: Jan 13, 2009 7:10 PM


Well I would love to say no cause I have done it but it is cheating why do u ask

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: ..Eric..
Date: Jan 8, 2009 3:35 PM


Oh. I was just curious. Don't worry it looks nice. While I have your attention, I need a female's perspective on something......Say, this guy is dating this girl, and she goes out with her friends, has a few drinks and ends of making out with a random guy at the bar.....Would you consider this cheating?

~Eric
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: ~*Marie*~
Date: Jan 7, 2009 6:42 PM


It is my real hair why?

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: ..Eric..
Date: Dec 23, 2008 6:12 AM

Are you wearing a wig......or is that your real hair?

~Eric


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 Post subject: i think i got it
PostPosted: Fri Jan 16, 2009 5:30 am 
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I came up with something good:

She said "Do you want to fuck me"

I say: "Sure, when did you have in mind?"


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PostPosted: Fri Jan 16, 2009 5:53 am 
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lol its clearly a SHIT test. and i think you just failed it by saying that. You could of said something like "Woah woah, your very forward. blah blah blah."

Yo sometimes you kinda have to think like a girl. Put your eyes through hers. What can she possible say if you say yes. You just trapped her in a dead end road.

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i agree. it was totally a shit test. no matter what you say , yes or no...you end up in a pitfall. yes makes u seem she has u. no would totally make you a jerk. these are the kind of questions that you need to hit it back at them. BURN!! I would probably answer the shit test like this.

"depends....you are not a weird guy in a girls disguise, are ya???" or something like this, "depends...what are 3 qualities that you have?". both are qualification questions.

remember not to over load her with stuff. keep it simple.


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 Post subject: not shit test
PostPosted: Fri Jan 16, 2009 11:38 pm 
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Guys, it's not a shit test. I already said I want to fuck her, just in a double negative sentence: "I'd be talking to you even if I didn't want to fuck you."

I'm just doing this out of boredom, don't care about the outcome, maybe I'll learn something interesting :)

Probably the only route I can go now is the way of the just posted "Emotional Escalation Model"


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 Post subject: Re: not shit test
PostPosted: Sat Jan 17, 2009 6:40 am 
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Guys, it's not a shit test. I already said I want to fuck her, just in a double negative sentence: "I'd be talking to you even if I didn't want to fuck you."

I'm just doing this out of boredom, don't care about the outcome, maybe I'll learn something interesting :)

Probably the only route I can go now is the way of the just posted "Emotional Escalation Model"
actually when you say it like that it comes off as a joke. You should probably just say something like a previous poster said, such as:

"depends, how are you in bed? [direct]"
or
"depends, are you a genuinely interesting person? [qualifier]"
or
"nah, not really, you'd probably just lay there :] [neg]"

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 Post subject: 2nd time
PostPosted: Tue Jan 20, 2009 1:21 am 
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So I tried it again on another girl. Looks like she's into it. I'd already # closed, now I just said I want to fuck her, and she wants to hang out. Score.

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hey,
so how u lookin to spend martin luther king jr. day?

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Me
Date: Jan 17, 2009 2:52 AM



Yeah, I'm not really the jealous type, it sometimes actually turns me on when my girlfriends do that. For most of my guy friends, especially the guy to whom it is happening right now with his gf, they can't deal with it at all.

You seem like a nice girl. I would be talking to you even if I didn't want to fuck you ;)

See ya around,
~Eric


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Dude that message is sweet, I lol'ed I'm borrowing that one to see how it goes. :lol:


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You're putting whole paragraphs and she's putting little sentences. What happened to give/take? I keep seeing these logs, and the men are always giving way more than the women.

Not my style, but if it works for you, keep going.

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