Well i run a bit of a crazzy shifts on the weekend so i figured i would try my hand at online sarging as i leteraly cant make it to the bars or clubs at all and i messaged a HB9 after parousing the forumes with a fairly similar line to an example(which i can no longer find but credit to he/she).

I am sure i could word it better but tried to keep a bit of a positive air to it.
Me: "hey you seem preaty interesting but i find the best way to get to know someone is to talk to them so tell me something about yourself that seperates you from another beautifull face in the crowd. "

Her: "i be sexier"

to me looks like the perfect op for a neg and im drawing a blank as they are supose to be "underhanded compliments" and the only things i can put to that is something along the lines of "I had no idea english wasnt your first langauge, where did you grow up?" but its definatly not playfull and not a compliment haha ovious things to comment on would be her lack of a personality by saying shes all looks. Any suggestions would be apreciated.

***UPDATED***
ME:"A little dash of sexy, thats too bad here i thought you might actualy be interesting and fun. Thats it, we're breaking up, i want my cds back (playfull emoticon here) "
Honestly "Thats it, we're breaking up, i want my cds back" is gold in my experience online sarging or some varryation as well as some of the others outlined in mystermethode i belive it was about engaged, break up married divorced ect... but playfully and exagerated like 17 kids and 3 dogs and your taking the eazy bake oven or something.

Her:"im taking the kids"
noticing minimal responce, almost a shit test seeing where this is going but seeing possible fun factor to my personality?

Me:"all 17 of them, and i was paticularly fond of rod, and todd. whats next going to take the remote and leave the TV"
screwd this one up... but well see if it gets a responce.