err i have a few bizarre ideas, i wanna do, they can be just for fun because they probably wont work. Ive always wanted to be a complete cocky douche bag just to atleast one girl

Me- Hey do i know you?
Her- i dont think so?
Me- Oh your probably a nobody then because im kinda a big deal
Her- *what ever she says probably negative*
Me- oh im a pretty famous upcoming author do you know -random name- yeah i helped him write the -random book- it got rated top ten best novels of 2007

i think it would be fun.

Me- have you heard of leonardo Da Vinci
her- yeah why
Me - did you know they said he was a profit and could see into the future
Her - No
Me- ohh yeah Well he based the painting of the perfect human being off of me

ive done that its amusing

Me- Hey do you wanna drink a beer with me?
Her- yeah sure
Me - okay well then go get 2.