My tale from merrie England is not yet complete, but maybe with help from you guys it will be!

Name: Jan (pronounced Yan)
Age: 23
Target: Helen, an HB10, 33 yrs old. Not a busty blonde, but about 5’7” short dark hair, gorgeous face, figure to die for and legs -- well who said only young girls can wear mini-skirts!

Also classy, sophisticated and ... married!

I’m a builder and my mates and I met her on site. We’re there for 3 months after Xmas, so plenty of chance for a romp in the sheets. Husband looks boring, about 40, balding, gut, can’t see how he can satisfy her. He’s going to be at work, but she’s often at home with her 3 yr old son. I’ve seen her at clubs and watched other guys crash and burn. Maybe because she’s married or hopefully they were all AFC’s. I know , the 3 second rule, but it’s the chat up lines that elude me, I rely too much on my looks. But I think the right guy with the right approach could bed her. My tack so far has been to create some sexual tension.

When I met her I said

“Wow, I hope you’re Mike’s brother?”
Mike (husband) – No, she’s my wife!
But the look I got from Helen was pure IOI

Later with the other builders, her and Mike having coffee

Helen: What are your interests then Jan?
Me: Girls
Helen: Is that all?
Me: Keeps me busy, no time for anything else
Helen: Any body serious in your life?
Me: No, I’m only 23, just having fun, love the chase!

Mike looking decidedly uncomfortable and builders joked about my reputation as a stud. They do their job as wingmen well?

Later I made up a story about my sister Sam.

Me: Helen let me ask you something? My sister Sam, who loves clubbing was telling me that girls can tell quickly if a guy is going to be good in bed. I’d love to compare her notes to yours.
Bit of an uproar followed and Mike looked increasingly uncomfortable. He looks and acts like an AFC, but I suppose he must have something in his favour.
Helen – laughing – How would I know, I’m married?
Me: I know, but I know you go clubbing, so imagine if you were single.
Helen: Her look was real IOI, she said the usual things. Like confidence, a fit body, good dancer ....

That brings me up to date.

So do you think I have a chance guys. Don’t want to ruin her marriage, just give her a few hours of fun.

From England I see.

Is that your real photo or just one you got from the internet?

Personally, I wouldn't bother. Use her as a pivot, but don't bed her. It'll only lead to trouble for all involved.

Excuse my ignorance, but what's a pivot?

As for not bedding her, you wouldn't say that if you saw her!

Don't intend to get caught, have been once. Hubby caught me in bed with his HB8 wife. He was too shocked to say anything, just let me get dressed and leave. We had been at it for 3 hrs so we had some fun!

They didn't split up either.

That is me, taken this summer in Cornwall on one of the few sunny days we had!

Thats a mills and bloom story I read one day.. My mother was'nt watchin.

If you read through the forum you will notice..dont let the HBs get to 10
Other than that keep us posted!

A pivot is a girl you keep in the friend zone and use her as a means of meeting her friends. Attractive women tend to move the same circles as other attractive women. Just because a girl is a 10 doesn't mean you have to bed her. A PUA should know when to say no.

honestly mate... i wouldnt do it, i've said it time and time again,

dont shit where you eat

Presumably youv'ed had a bad experience with married girls ?

Ive been married, and been with married people, and been broken up for cheating.

I always am real careful now that Im a bit older and been thru all that, to make sure that the girl is ok in her head for "a little bit of fun" and that it wont wreck her with remorse afterwards. It does suck to ruin people's lives. But a lot of women really do want and need that breath of fresh air, and you can give it to them.

That said, just keep playing her the way you are. She is hot and fun and wants to be that way, so give her the out she desires. Her husband is a disgusting fat slob sounds like, so bust his balls with some good boyfriend killers. I find with married women that it works best to be very indirect here. Never mention shes married or mention her husband directly when you bust him. Just move conversation to ways you can highlight what you got and what hes not. "You must get pretty strong from all that building" .."Well, yeah, but I work on it too. I would never let myself go, I believe a man should get sexier as he gets older, not the other way around. I am going to beat Sean Connery in sexiness when I am his age."

a girl got to be an angel to be considered and 10, at least for me. did she have wings ?

Thanks, yeh her hubby's not fit thats for sure! Any more good lines for busting?

Bit more to report now wher'e back on site.

She's giving me some nice smiles. So I said to her.

"Looking tired today, you OK?"
"yeh " she says "pretty knackered"
"Been overdoing if, maybe?" I laughed
"What u mean?" she said
"Well u know what they say about women in their 30's at the peak of their ... you know what" I said winking
At this stage hubby's starting to look a bit worried
She laughed and later with hubby out of the way she says
"you're a cheeky boy"
"Maybe u should give me a slap?" I said
"Now you're going too far!" she said, but I could detect lots of sexual tension.
"Sorrryyy" I said "It's just that guys in their early 20's are at the peak of their ... you know what! and you look like I feel"
Hubby returns looking as he if couldn't go 10 mins with her in bed, let alone the marathon session she deserves, just to hear her say
"Hmm, that's all you sort of guys think of"
But again the sexual tension is there and i think hubby notices it too

More later, I hope.

damn you are a cheeky bastard, gaming her right in front of the old man. Id be a little bit careful, he might shoot your ass or hit you with his fucking car, haha!

No but really, if you want to succeed with her, lay off a tad when in front of the husband. If you create a lot of tension between them, that could easily carry over to you when you are talking to her. Its better to allow her the ability to be very discreet about this, as really its a huge choice she is making and "making it for her" like that is pretty rude.

Plus you might really break his heart and he could off himself or something horrible like that. I dont think you would be getting laid after that..

Yeh, that sounds like good advice. Guess us young lads don't think of things like that. When we see an HB we fancy, we just aim for getting her into the bedroom. Certainly some of my mates just steam-in in the clubs, and ther'es sometimes a bit of agg with the AFC's they upset