I was out drinking with some friends last night, but not really trying to pick coz the bars out where I am have a distinct deficit of talent, and sarging is still a stressful thing for me (although I am starting to get over myself and think of it as just socialising).

Anyway, I ended up at a bar with a female friend with quite a few decent girls. I was really drunk and just enjoying the conversation with my friend and occaisionally the bartender and other customers.

A really drunk girl came in by herself at about 4 or 5am in the morning and sat next to my friend at the counter. My friend and I were chatting to this girl and I was getting MAJOR IOIs. She was kinoing me, telling me how handsome I was etc. Usually I find really drunk girls a turn off but this girl was fucking hilarious and really smart evidently (she's a Chemical Engineer).

My friend leaves about 2 hours later (so yeah it was about 7am by this point - hahaha). And I was just chatting to this girl by myself. Massive kino, IOIs fucking everywhere - this was a done deal.

We leave and get a cab to my place, which is where things start going pear shaped. We chatted for a bit more and go to bed. I shouldn't have tried to fuck her at this point but my drunken horniness gets that better of me. As I should have expected, the enormous amount of alcohol and lack of sleep means I can't get it up. She complains of being tired and I give up and we go to sleep.

I try it on a bit later but Mr Johnson just isn't up to the challenge. After a while she says she wants to go back to sleep. I try to get it up and she starts putting up LMR - fuck!!! I see no point in trying to continue and we go back to sleep. This is critical, because now I've given into her LMR.

I get up at about 3pm and go out for some food and leave her at my place. I get back and she's fully clothed still in bed. We eat 'breakfast' and have a cup of tea and chat for a few hours. I'm so annoyed I fucked up the sexual element of our relationship because sober we are getting on REALLY well. The only saving grace is that we a really good sexual banter going on. If fact, about half of our conversation after we get up is sexual.

In a last ditch effort I go for the lay one more time. It was an act of desperation. My frame is shot to bits and despite having great rapport and a very strong sexual element to our relationship I cave in to her LMR again and then drive her home.

On the way to her place I try to set up another meet, using the sexual talk to try and bust through any LJBF talk It fails... But she does really seem to like me and says we'll catch up for a drink again soon.

The end.

My closing need A LOT of work... But being a newbie I don't get much practice I didn't use any LMR busting techniques because my frame was shot and I was so focussed on the lay I forgot everything I knew about how to close.

To be honest I wouldn't mind keeping her as a friend coz she's heaps of fun, but what, if anything, do you guys think I could do to get her in the sack?