| I tend to stay away from the religiously related PU routines, but then again I have deep seated beliefs and as well I live in Scandinavia where most people simply do not care about such things.
I wear a simple round pendant made of seashell, very mother-of-pearl looking, on a leather thong. Its a very common mass-produced woman's necklace here in Denmark, most of the shops sell a version of it. Thing is, it is pretty, it is really easy to notice across the room, and I look damn good in it. Plus every woman out there recognizes it immediately, so I get opened a lot.
Her: Oh my god, you are wearing girl's jewelry, dont you know??
Me: Oh my god, you are wearing pants, those are only for us guys, take them off right now! *scan eyes down her legs, point at her feet* And shoes, too??! Who let you out of the kitchen, woman?
Her: Hey I like your necklace, where did you get it?
Me: DHV story about how I got it from my super hot ex-roommate who decided I looked better in it one evening while we were dressing up for one of her crazy cocktail parties. (true, so it just rolls off the tongue).
Her: Hey!! I have that same necklace, oh my god I can't believe it looks so good on a guy!
Me: Yeah, I just can't help being sexy. We probably have a lot more in common as well, lets find out! *smiles*
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