a funny story bout hooking up b4 i learned the art of seduction , freshmen year one of my best freinds had never kissed a grl, and we were partying with a chick that had never kissed a boy, me being a stupid ass f*ck, i go to this grl and say "my friend has never kissed a grl, and according to ur friends u've never kissed a boy, so u guys gotta hook up tonight"
now my friend was super scared of chicks/beauty so my friend left, (yea im a douche i've changed since) so i go to this grl "C'mon virgin mary, stop being a pussy" and she starts crying,(i think this is my favorite neg i've ever used) i dont even apalogize i just leave to go meet my friend, come back she's still crying,

i grab her hug her she cries on me, and she starts apologizing to me, so then i tell her that i too am sorry (idk why SHE apologized) and for the next 10 minutes she was ALL OVER ME, (this was b4 i discovered PUA) so basically she kino escalated on me and was giving huge IOIs, after 10 minutes i started hooking up with her / freshmen dry humping

You damn kids are so mean!

Hahah, no seriously, I am stealing that neg, its great! =)

word, im gana add to it a little bit to make it an opener