All right, fellas. This just came to me today striking me like a thunderbolt! The best part is, it came to me naturally with little game material packed inside. For this first part, I'll share with you what was actually said. Then, maybe later I'll share with you how I envisioned running this routine infield on some girls.
Situation: There's an HB7 from my past who reached out and started talking to me again. I never "sealed the deal" back then, but years later and with PU knowledge, it's definitely going way better than before. So it's day time, I'm at work, and I get this text...
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HB7: On my way to the farm... I was gonna call u n say good morning but didn't know if you were awake.
Tao: Aww you're so sweet! What do you mean by you're just going to the farm? I just pictured you milking cows, you could probably pull it off too. You're tall and pretty sturdy up top. A corn-fed asian!
(She's not real short and girly girl frail like most asian females I've known, so I inserted a neg there)
HB7: Haha. Sturdy up top. Idk what you're implying... ;p jk. No, referring to the office as the farm 'cause it's just another day of mindless mulling. Or something
Tao: Haha... well, let's just say you're not all frail and weak like all those other girly girls. If it makes you feel any better, you're #3 out of top "5 Female Huggers in my History".
HB7: YeSssssssssssssss!! I'm sure if I hugged ya more often I'd be #1. Haha. Yeah, I'm far from frail.
Tao: You might be!... But then again, #1's a reigning champ and she's tough to beat. A lot of people do what I call "The Presidential Hug". Where you hardly lean in and do fast pats on the back? Those disappoint me. "The Airport Hug" is the best. You go in all the way, body to body, you squeeze firmly, and hold it two seconds past "awkward". But, I digress...
(Best thing about this part is you paint a picture and set up your standard of how you'd like to be touched by her when you both hug.)
HB7: Hahah. I like your analyzations of type of hugs. So what's my hug?
Tao: Well... hugging is becoming a dying art form and few of us can truly hug effectively. You've got a third place worthy "Airport Hug" going on, but we both know you can do better!
HB7: Haha. I know I could, I'm aiming for that "haven't seen u in ages death grip hug"
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I've really thought about this before and joked with family and friends about the different kinds of hugs that there are. That's the best part, it came from something real. I can't really say it was "canned material" because I'd never used it as such before, but I think it's a great routine to use! Much better infield! Maybe I'll write more on that later...
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