damm I failed a test last night. or so I think.

So I am with this girl and we are having some burgers and she asks me to go get more mayo. The fact is that before this I had already went to the counter and ordered the food, paid for it, and got mayo already. So this girl wanted me to stand up again and go get more mayo, and before that she asked me to please open the freaking ketchup thing for her.
So I go like "honey, you got your own legs right? besides I just came back from the counter, you could go and get more mayo yourself, I don't want more mayo myself". So then she says "ok" and slightly smiles in a sort of pissed of way and doesn't make any move to go get the mayo. Then I started negging her on how lazy she was and stuff like that, kinda funny, she was laughing. But in the end I just walked to the counter and got the mayo saying "you are lucky today because I am in a good mood".

geez, that was bad uh? I am such a tool. please flame me or bash me for being such a moron.

Lmao and this was over mayo?? Don't worry, I just find the story funny. I'm not an expert in passing tests with flying colours either, but I would have gotten the mayo with no resistance and used it on my own food. She would probably say something like "Where's my mayo?" you could be like " That was it". And then you could eat your food and pretend that the mayo made it orgasmically delicious.

That reaction was just off the top of my head. Not sure if it's your particular style but that's my two cents.

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hahaha, that would have been pretty cool actually. this girl really wants to test me in all sorts of things. check out the new test she put me into, I just remembered it.

We were watching a movie and there were a bunch of roses on a table. She goes like "did you notice the roses?" and I am like "yeah, they are pretty nice." and she goes like "my sister's boyfriend sent them.." and I go like "cool". then she ASKS ME whether I am the type of guy who buys flowers to a girl. And here comes trouble. I was thinking "AFC would say: of course, I love buying flowers for a girl. Indeed, I will send you flowers tomorrow and actually do it." On the other hand a RAFC would be a lot cooler and smoother than that so I said "ya, I like buying roses for a girlfriend..but not to a date, because roses mean a lot, and with a date you never know whether they really feel something or not" damm, I think I blew it. she looked kinda surprised and changed the topic.

Again...such a tool....

Brother what is happening to you is classic among guys start readig materials, there is a certain vigilance that creeps in that is really unattractive.

If you did not feel like getting the mayo just say so.
Dont read in to it would you have if it was your freind Al?

ya, I like buying roses for a girlfriend..but not to a date, because roses mean a lot, and with a date you never know whether they really feel something or not

that answer is over involved, not because it is long or on the topic of roses but because, by the way you answered it feels like you are to involved in getting the right answer
Stuff like that stands out trust me.

Next time you feel like you are being shit tested which from your post seems like alot just

Smile

look her dead in the eyes and smile, dont flinch if she looks wierded out or offended just smile.
If she becomes annoying look away from her like you are disintreasted in her theatrics.

alternatively just cange the situation, it does not need to be witty sean connery material

Get me some Mayo

"No" smile dont move.

Do you bring flowers to your date

" No they bring them to me, and just so you know i like carnations" smile look away.

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Haha " No they bring them to me, and just so you know i like carnations"

thats awesome!

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fuck man!! you really need to next this chick!! RIGHT NOW!! because i wouldn't take with that kind of shit and neither should you. She's playing you... and believe me you ain't getting no tail from her in the near future.
you've supplicated too much!
don't get the chick anything. if you went to the counter by yourself, then pay only for your own things.
and when walking to a table where she's sitting, don't sit there. pick another table and let her get frustrated and let her come to you. be like youre happy by yourself and you don't really need her. keep smiling and she'll come to you
don't give in to these tests man! if she tests you, try something different than letting her win. try negging. give totally absurd answers, act like you heard her wrong (in a way) and don't do it ->
"get me some mayo" -> "i don't think different coloured m&m's taste different at all!" this requires a little practice. but when you get it right at first they'll be like wtf?! and change the topic or ask for it again. just give them another just what comes first in to your mind. matter-of-fact just ignore them and be like nothing happened... change the topic -> just smile
if she get's pissed, be like she's dumb and ridicolous for peing pissed. but youre okay with what you did. and youre happy either way. you just won't hang with her if she's pissed. you won't stand for it...
become shit intolerant from girls -> just smile

they'll stop testing you, after a couple of tests... when they realize that you won't give in to these tests. and they know they're testing you, but when you stop falling for them they'll do it less often.

i think you get so many tests because, youre arent that congruent with your game yet.

the smiling thing is good too

i would seriously next this girl you have...
but if you want to keep gaming her you should probably LJBF her. do it right now! "i was just thinking that maybe we should just be friends etc." no matter what. keep her in the "friend zone" from this point on. she'll want to know why you just want to be friends -> make up your own reasons.
now when this is done get frame that youre friends and you don't have to be a gentleman and do her nice things, but keep gaming her... and see where that will lead you. take it as practice if it goes to shit.
but don't be a flat out jack ass... be yourself and they way you would want to be

Bigcojones man, thank you for your post. You are right on the spot. Indeed, my game is not congruent at all, and sometimes girls call me on that! I go into contradictory behaviour and shit. Ya man, for sure I need to next this girl out. In fact, tonight I basically LJBFed her. I went sarging last night and got a few numbers so I will start working on other targets.

Shit tests suck!