I'm tanning for a trip and I noticed a beautiful girl behind the counter. While I was tanning I decided I should sarge her. This is how it all went down:

Barney Stinsons (BS)- Hey I just got a text from friend, and I really need some advice on something.
HB8- Oh, my god what?
BS- My friend, she just got dumped. They had been dating two years.
HB8- Wow, thats terrible.
BS- I know, they just moved in together and everything. I just really don't know what I should say or do to help her out.
HB8- Well theres no magical words, that can make it all better.
*another customer enters, she deals with her*
HB8- Come behind the counter, we'll think of something.
BS- Ok. (now behind counter of tanning salon with hb8)
HB8- I'm jenn, by the way.
BS- Barney, but I guess you already knew that from your appointment book.
HB8- yeah, ha ha ha. *strokes hair* (ioi)
BS- I'm just unsure whether I should I take her out to a restaurant or let her sulk at home.
HB8- Take her out she needs to do things to get her mind off what happened. *touches my arm, then grazes my chest* (ioi)
BS- fluff talk
HB8- fluff talk
BS- I should really go see her now, can i get your number in case I need more help.
HB8- Sure.
*hand over cell, she puts in her number, hands back phone and just stairs at my lips (ioi)*

We're standing really close, so i leaned in slightly and she got excited and pulled me in for a great kiss. Obviously, I couldn't go farther with this at this time.

Thanks for listening,
Barney Stinson

congrats, tahts wild bro, right over the counter, good shit

good job man. no offense but it seems like you didnt need to do much and she was already all over you. did you build any kino? im assuming their was no previous chemistry so you just went in and did your thing. Big thumbs up bro, i need to try going to tanning salons, problem is im black lol

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Nice!

nice job on the K-close.
haha me too but im friends with this girl that works at a tanning salon and she said this black guy came in and opened her by sarcastically asking to book a tanning appointment

so just goes to show that anything is possible

Yea, the reason I wanted to post this, wasn't necessarily that I gamed her hard. But I just simply wanted to show that the right opener can give you the opportunity to close any girl in any environment.

B-Man

Looks like she was IOIing you from the start. Must be something about you physically that she liked - once you start gaming you're on to a winner.