ok so I am an expat trying to game some local german girls on myspace...

so I started with the wig opener on this cute blonde....now i need some pointers as to where to go next...please.

her:

it's my real hair

me:

Ok, don't worry it looks ok.

I'm suprised you speak good english. Most berliner girls don't

Where did you learn?

her:

mhh.. at school^^Razz

me:


Hah! Is that the same place you learnt to balance stuff on your face?

her:

how do u mean that?

me:

In your picture you are balancing something on your face....it was a joke. Your not one of these german girls who doesn't laugh are you?

her:

hehe.. i love to laugh.. and i don't what u hear about german girls -.
- but it sounds not nice

me:

well, I live in Berlin and my experiences with german girls is they are a little shy and dont like to laugh.

Being British I love to joke around and have fun.

You never said....what is that you are balancing on your face?

her:

it's a pig.. it's our mascot.. from me and my girls... and we're not shy Very Happy hehe.. and we really loves to laugh.. and i think u know the wrong german gilrs Razz

me:


I must be hanging around the wrong German girls! haha
I better stay away from you then! I don't want you following me since I love making people laugh heh.

So besides laughing, and balancing Pigs on your face haha, What do you do for fun?

Her:

hehe.. i love shopping.. normal:-P and i love to make Party.. hanging up with friends.. making sport.. and more.. and u?

Me:

Shopping huh? So your one of these German girls I see pulling their husbands/boyfriends round KaDeWe at weekends? hah

well lets see....

I like to play sport. I box, I like to ski and from time to time I play rugby.

Most of my time is spent making money, I am a stock broker(Börsenmakler), when I am not doing that I am partying and spending the money!hah.

I am interested.....are you a West Berliner or East Berliner?

her:

hehe.. i live in the middle.. tiergarten.. u know?

me:


Tiergarten! Hah I thought that was where all the boring people lived? Of course I know where that is, I have been in Berlin 3 years.

I live on soandsostrasse, in Mitte.

Maybe you are a German girl that likes to laugh and have fun...

I am in the UK right now for holidays but give me your number and I will call you when I get back. And if your lucky...I might take you out some place to see how funny you really are!

her:


no.. sry.. i don't give my number to everybody..

me:

haha! Its a good job I am not everybody then is't it? English guys dont bite you know (not that often).

When I asked if you were ossi or wessi I meant if you were born in the east or west. Seems like east germans and west germans are still very different. Wouldn't you agree?

Gotta run, of to play rugby.

her:

mhh.. i don't think so... it's really the same

me:

I thnik the east germans like tacky pop music more than the western ones!

You know, just bantering with you the last couple of days I can tell you are pretty switched on and you can have a laugh unlike lots a germans. I recon you dont take shit from guys either, I'm right arent I?

...just still not sure about that pig thing though...haha

her:

how do u mean that?


ok so she knocked me for her number off the bat but she is still talking a bit. Any good responses to that or direction from here?

thanks in advance

Just my opinion mate but I think you pushed the boat out to quick when asking for her number. Also I think the german girl jokes getting a little old,
What does you being on holiday and her number got in relation? Oh and why offer to take her out, she's paying! If anything you could of asked if she would be interested in doing something fun once you got back from holiday, once you knew she was interested in hooking up then number close.

She was having a conversation with you before, the last three messages after you asked this for her number, she wasn't relating in conversation, she was replying, either with interest or being friendly. You can recover but u'll need to change your approach to steady the ship, fire questions at her and get the conversation back on the board, bum yourself up and don't act desperate, you don't her remember.

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