well my friend showed up surprisingly at my house with this girl he was friends with, my roommates band was playing upstairs it was loud and i took a quick glance said ok why not right...

TARGET: 5'4'' 34c family is blood strait out of chille south America.. 20 years old... darker complection of course.. fair game...already at my house something like a 7.5 (good enough for me) <- low standards

walked over... after i had been dancing like a total ass to there music..

attempted the "my friends going to be on a talk show" opener to my friend, she butted in, of course m repsonce..."my my shes nosy how do you put up with her..then i talked to him some more, i accidentally glanced over and made eye contact so i had to cover my ass and neg her again. i looked over at her and asked her why she had on a shirt that clearly didn't match the outfit she was wearing. said to them well im going out side for a smoke...

i walk out the back door of my house, she follows me,

this is were everything is out of order and wrong and probably wont make sense to anyone because it docent even make sense to me... after all the reading i have done.

this girl docent even smoke... she comes out side asks me for a smoke..i giver her one ( i hate people who smoke O.P.'s) i walk across my porch, and she asks me my name ( im at my house i used my real name.. not a real typical environment.) to keep from looking like a total dead weight and not knowing what to do my defense mechanism was... CUBE TEST!!

so i finish my smoke, and cube test.. walk past her, and proceed into my house, and i spot a black widow in a web these things have been infesting my house since i moved in, so i grab a can of wd-40 and my lighter, and im about to burn this spider when she turns to me and says dont kill it....(completely befuddled) i was just about to do it anyway when i relised she had been talking to me asked my name ect... and now shes holding my arm.. figuring i had done quiet enought in my 10 minet presance with this girl... I've always wanted to try this..

and as dumb as women can be says "no... stop... please... i'll do anything you want" (now im confused as to why she wants this thing alive... but further on... she just said said she would do whatever i want, so i turn to her and i said do you wanna kiss me... she replays maybe..... and without hesitation i proceed with lets find out... jackpot...

worked like a charm. that lasted about a minuet.. shocked and willing to try my luck with freeze out i just said nothing and walked inside....

went to my bar and made a drink. as im finishing this she comes inside looking for me.. catches me at the bar. i asked her how she would like to see some movies.. she said of what? i said im a professional driver. and just walked up to my room and let her follow loosely behind me.. spent about 45 minuets watching video footage of me driving (more amusing then it sounds... hey it worked...) she was gabbing something or other.. so rather then pay attention i decide to check myspace... not even thinking..

she notices me on myspace and drops what shes saying to say "AAADDD MEEEE!!!"

im like no im not adding you... you can add me on your own sweet ass time... with a humorous tone to my voice...

she jumps um drops on my lap and adds me.


then just randomly starts making out with me... no ones in the room, so i'll see were this goes.. i dont even get my hand on her ass after biting her neck ears ect... she gives me the back hand but contines in a lip lock with me... wierd..

so im like w.e. eff this i stop and start to stand up... n she said nooo its weird.. ive never kissed i guy i just met.. but i like you. were are you going...

i just walked out... i was pissed because i didn't need ass that bad to get my hand slapped off her ass like im in high school again eff that...

so i go make myself another drink.. she insists i make her something... i was like are you sure about that.. so i made her a disgusting concoction with 151 in it.. terrible and powerful... not trying to get her drunk just trying to see if she would pretend to like it... instead she just took a sip.. then downed the whole thing.. so i just ignore her again and walk in to my room she hesitantly follows.. after i got the lights out and im laying there about 15 minuets later she comes in and shuts the door and lays down next to me at witch point i unleash my famous catch fraze... "i cuddle"

she wraps her arms around me and we start going at it again... every time i go near something covered by an article of clothing she tells me its weird so i just stop and go back to what im doing... and say ok if thats waht you want...

then she babbled about her life a bit... i pretended to care... and then again but this time i start... i manage to get the top off finally and she proceeds to go down on me and sucks me dry... i have this thing about kissing girls after that so i went back outside for another smoke.. at which point i figured i might as well ask for the number.. and did.. after that.. i felt like too comfortable.. and i started being more myself and i started making alot of mistakes... showing interest... i fucked up... so i dropped her off, and i been trying to set up day 2 because i only have about 4-5 hours in this tops at this point.. i barely knew how to control being in bed... all i looked up how to do was get that far... and i really looked it over loosely, but its been prying at me all day that all this shit worked so well...

so im looking around for a good scenario to get day 2. i do have a wing in this and its her friend that brought her... things could get interesting!