Thrown Lamp-
I have a deaf aunt and a deaf uncle, and my aunt is a little on the crazy side -when she gets mad she starts yelling and freaking the fuck out. Just a few days ago my grandpa and me went down to their house to watch some movies or tv or do whatever, and so we are sitting there watching tv and my grandpa starts to flip the channel (watching the food network) and out of no where she just screams and launches a fucking lamp at him, thankfully he george bushed that shit and it missed him but needless to say he got the fuck out of there lucky him. Because Right after that my deaf uncle fearing projectiles just sorta got up and starting inching toward the door and motioned for me to follow- so i did- and she apparently notices and takes apparent offense and chucks the remote at my uncle, who was luckily out of her range, which is the only reason she missed so the remote flies into pieces everywhere against a brick fireplace. i took that as my cue to leave and got out of there.



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sounds like a good story to keep the convo going, im a guy so i found the cursing funny, but i make it a habit not to curse infront of the girls i talk to, you might also get a omg reaction half the time rather then funny if thats what your looking for