Alrite guys. Went out last night, and had on a sort of necklace with a key on it. Purely had it on because I thought it looked good, didn't intentionally use it to 'peacock'. However much to my suprise, at least 5 girls complimented and then quizzed me about the key. Being the newbie that I am, I was stuck as to what to reply with.

So I was wondering what you guys think would be a good response to an interest in the key. I was thinking along the lines of a 'key to the heart' sort of response, but again i'm pretty much a newb with these things and fail to think of a good response without sounding too cheesy lol.

Any replies appreciated,

RRJ

For the love of god don't say that.

Kappa Kappa Gamma's symbol is the key. You could definitely say your ex was a Kappa and gave you the necklace to remind you of her and while the relationship didn't end up working out you just really liked the necklace so you continue to wear it for decoration.

This is also a ...uh, fuck, whatever it's called when you make yourself look really good...because Kappas are known across the US for being one of the hottest and best sororities...if the girl knows anything about sororities, she would assume your ex is smokin, which is good for you.

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Demonstration of higher value (DHV for short). Welcome to nerdy acronym terms land.

They approach u and tell u stuff like:

Girl:
"Uh wow I like that key around ur neck!" *touch*

You:
"Irrrk u just spit at me"

...I would say: dont think abt the perfect answer to much. Just say somethign cocky and funny if u dont know what to say. Sometimes I get stuck to and those little sentences can get u to ur next routine...

If your frame is good, I'd probably tease her about her curiosity and smile imagining what she might think. If she brought it back up with questions what the key goes to, I'd make up different stories each time, just because I can.

You don't have to tell her everything.
I wear a small key some times which goes to a footlocker I have filled with painting material, turpentine, lineseed oil, colour pigment, and misc.

I usually say it goes to my chest (chest like in treasure chest, or a casket. Norwegian is not ambiguous on these two words.) ...eventually...

By the by: What's the thing with sororities and suchlike ?
how does that stuff work ?

Gabby, you could possibly teach me.
Is there a special sorority for hot girls (e.g. a sorority where members must be >7,5 or something like this) or are there other factors that decide these things ?

Sup, how about "It's the key to my own spaceship and yes.... Everything is much more fun in outerspace" Be very CF. You can also try "A key? Where?" Then when she grabs it or points you neg and go into a DHV. Remember if she doesnt jump through your hoops you need to freeze out or any IOD.

Appreciate all the input. I’ll be sure to test all of them whenever I get the chance

Alrite guys. I realize it's a tad unfair to ask for help and then not post the results! But luckily last week I had 2 separate girls query about the key; both asking if it's 'the key to your heart'. I used a line I saw posted in these forums:

"No, it's the key to the box of condoms, lube, and other freaky shit I keep under my bed. I do NOT want to lose this key, so it stays around my neck."

Worked like a charm. They were both amused by it and the convo continued.

I applaud your fantastic use of sexual framing.
Sounds even better than the Kappa DHV gabby suggested.
I could see that going horrible wrong if the person who uses it doesn't know how to calibrate for the potential nerdy/creepy vibe that line could give off.