because we like to enjoy ourselves, i don't know how you made the leap that it meant we don't accept our jobs, we're having a bloody laugh mate!

First of all I have a friend that really was model, and by showing of he was a model, i came off as if he tried to impress her and it didn't work AT ALL. But what did work for me is to tell to everyone, BUT NOT directly, that my ex-girlfriend was a model, and OMG that worked so good EVERY time, and the more the girl was good looking, the better it worked.

Secund: a guess game! = super idea, i do it all the time!
The things I do in a guess game is I give her hints. But at the end she will gess a job SHE likes.

so for example.

SHE: what do you do for living?
HE: GUESS!
SHE: give me a hint
HE: something very interesting
SHE: blabla
HE: it's a job even more interesting
SHE: blabla
HE: it's something sexy that women in general like for a man
SHE: massager or etc...
HE: THAT's IT!

she will BE EVEN MORE interested BECAUSE SHE choosed it!!!

some ive used in the past are

fine wine and cheese importer

musician - i was a musician playing all over the place for a few years before i settled into a job, great stories from it

personal shopper - go on to say i buy clothes for people, i can tell them what looks good and doesnt on them lots of critisism and negging, its quite a good one

I don't think we have silly responses for this for any kind of validation. It seems that you appear to be seeking validation when you tell her what you actually do...hoping she'll be interested and think you're cool. But by being cocky funny about it once before really answering, you can bump up the buying temperature of your answer. if you do it well, and not overly stupid, you'll have a better interaction

Yeah my bread and butter is when they ask and I say I'm a Male stripper.. Or

Her: What do you do for a living?
Me: I'm an ass model..
Her: ReallY?
Me: Yeah, I have the best ass east of the mississippi! : )
OR

Her: What do you do for a living?
Me: I'm a part time gynecologist *Smile*

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i saw this somwhere on this forum...

HB: What do you do?
PUA: My boys and i are about to rob this place.. you in?
HB: hahaha

i fallowed up by pulling on my hood and putting on sunglasses.. she went "omg dont!" in 100% seriousness... i teased her like crazy for it

tissuebox maker

"Dolphin shaver"... Excellent.

I like the idea of the 1st one being an overexaggeration of your actual position.
I'd love to answer 'rocket scientist' / 'nuclear physicist' and make it sound like a joke, then later reveal I am! I'm studying for a Masters of Physics.... You were originally telling the truth, and making her laugh, so surely you're onto a DHV.

Stop spending so much time on those lines AND GO OUT AND PRACTICE :p !!!

This is awesome. I'm going to use this one for sure! GJDM

lol i forgot where i got this before but. it goes somethign like this.

do for a living.
I'm a light traffic repair man. It's awesome. I get paid to fuck with the traffic lights. Oh heyyy if your ever late for work. Give me a holler, Ill hook you UPPPP =D

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I actually used the funniest one yesturday:

HB: "So, what do you do for a living?
Reef: "I am a Medical Clowning instructor"

well, maybe in hebrew it sounds hell of a lot funnier

Oh boy, I get this question all the freaking time. I've tossed in a few smart ass comments like i'm a bomb disposal expert, so if you see me running you better keep up. Laughs all round on that one. Used the traffic light repairman, but since few people here have their own private car here it's not as useful. The disposable lighter repairman or inflatable dart board salesman usually go over their heads.

So, my technique to this question is to not answer their question directly. I usually just ask them to guess, they then want some clues, so I give it to them (I'll say I deisgn, they'll be like fashion designer (they compliment me on my fashion sense, IOI), then they'll say architect (I'll give them a look like they're right and smile, they'll think they've got it then I just go 'nope'), give them another clue later on (I entertain, they think I'm in a band now, I write songs etc) I could go on and on, but one night I had a 6 set thinking my value was so high becasue they were coming out with band manager, rockstar, actor, song writer etc.

I've had girls trying to guess all night long and even at the end of the night, I dont' tell them, it drives them nuts, becasue girls usually expect guys to answer their questions directly, so by refusing to do so and becoming a mystery sends them bonkers. Try it out. Some girls might not want to play your games, but that's fine, leave them be, but others will love it. Just keep up the C&F, wear a smile and tease them mercilessly.

My boys and i are about to rob this place.. you in?

That is a great one, I will definately use this!

I love when a girl says "Do I know you?", or "Have I seen you before?" (I used to act and was on tv)

I always reply "Yeah, I think we've met before, I drive the loop downtown, do you ride the bus to work or something?" (The loop is a bus that runs downtown in the commerce district)

Fun as hell convincing them I am a bus driver! I definately agree with the guys that you should never "give anything away". Every AFC does that, so you know to do the opposite.

I also like to say stuff like I am a coal miner, goat herder, etc because I live in the Baltimore/DC metro area and thats the last thing anyone would believe I do.

Another one I like is "I'm a body builder" (im in good shape, but definately not body builder size). And she says "Yeah, right or no way!" and you say, hey I never said I was a good one!

"i'm an ass model"

works wonders