So first off im 19, and this chick i work with is 25 (HB9.5). that really doesnt matter but just thought id throw it in there, now i have seen This girl like 2 times tried to iniciate convo with her once and see basically just kinda blew me off which is fine i handled it the PUA way. anyway secret santa time is upon us and guess who i draw..HER! YES! what better way to lay some game down, heres the delema i dont know what would be a good gift to get her in the end and what are some little joke like ideas i can do to give her hints as to it being me that will build comfort, rapport, DHV, and attraction? PLease help the party is the 22nd of december. (sidenote im the DJ at a roller rink, she rarely works)

CK

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lol yeah i would love to get her one of those, but seriously

just get here what ever girls like and when she gets it. tell her
PUA: i got you as my secret santa i hope you liked your gift
if you notice her doing something she likes tell her ( it's makes DHV) then go into the opener and the routine

do you know how secret santa works? your not supposed to tell them your thier secret santa your supposed to give them hints as to it being you

i wouldn't try and buy something thats gonna impress her, aka someting she really likes

i'd get her something really crap, something that you can have a bit of banter about, i dunno, a pack of rib condoms, a can of coke or a mix tape of really romantic songs.

something that you can go and start a conversation about how bad it was and what kind of a jack ass would give such a crap present like that, it'd be amusing for you but it obviously depends on what kinda a girl she is, if she likes to joke or not

Thats a bit of a tricky one mate, it depends on the girl and her personality....

Here are a few different ideas (taking different approaches)

How about a gift vocuher/coupon (make one on your computer) for something cheesy like a " date with your next boyfriend" or "sexy time" voucher, think joey from friends and his love vouchers, add bits in, if its to be a secret santa you can just put your phone number on the voucher for instance, to redeem your voucher contact this number to confirm details.

Other option is a book on manners (or something similar) and you can write on the gift label, maybe next time you wont blow me off when i try talking to you... (depends on her sense of houmer i suppose)

The other option is you buy her a cheap cell phone/ mobile phone, im not sure how cheap they are, where you are from but you can pick them up in the uk brand new for less than £10 or $20.00 granted they are a basic model, but the idea is that you charge the phone and switch it on and you know the number, but thats not the beauty of it, you put one phone number in the mobile in her contacts and that number beings yours, or some other name like "Secret Santa" that way if she wants to know who gave her it she can call it....

thats just a few of my own suggestions, they may work for you, then again they may not, but i hope it has given you some food for thought and inspiration to come up with a cracking idea.

Peace
Maestr0UK

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candy lingerie, i bought it for an ex girlfriend of mine, she turned up to my house to thank me in it!!

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go cocky funny on her..
grab a picture frame...
take a mocking sexy picture(just pose-no nudity ha) of urself and give it to her frame..

Maestr0UK his idea is the best it's real unique and funny

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i like the picture frame idea

Is the party at the rollerrink? I'd buy her a super soaker, not a huge one but a pretty good small-arms one. Then when she is unawares, preferrably on the rink itself, I'd swoosh by and squirt her with a really, really tiny squirt gun.

Its indirect kino, it will definitely make her laugh, and she gets to "win" since you bought her a bigger gun, which gives you points.

Just make sure she sees what you got from your secret santa, and that its not a squirt gun. Then she will also "be on to you" regarding her own gift, which also makes her feel like she won.

heres what i did. i got her a picture frame, then when it came time for the party(remember she is older then me) i wrote on the card envelope

" I know how tough it can be for you ladies, constantly battling age, always looking for that new technique or product to stay young, and me be the generous guy i am. i found the fountain of youth rescueing kittens from trees in zimbabway last week, since i will dont need it i will lend it to you (keep in mind im indian so i will want it back when im 102)"

THen for the card i got her one of those like sexy man joke ones, and taped a picture of my favce on the guys body, then on the inside it read "go ahead play with my balls*" i put the asterict in there and added a side note

*please no kicking,punting,dribbling,slam dunking, or caressing
Merry x mas

then for presents i got her a whip, some Vag-i-SEAL (makes you tight again, not a real product but i thought it was funny) then a picture of me snow blowing my driveway in my speedo with a mo hawk and some crazy sunglasses....


needless to say she doesnt have a sense of humor, everyone else at the party thought i was hilarious and loved it/me...she took it that she was the but end of a joke and wouldnt talk to me, and didnt even take her gift home....lol

well theres the feild report lol i had fun even though i didnt win her over, now i have something to talk about next time i see her and can neg her about not keeping it and shit ill keep you all posted

dude..oh man... I lol'd... ahahhaa...oh shit...


No seriously, heheh..

You made fun of her vagina, man! On like, before the first date!!! That's serious no-go territory. Repeat after me:

I will never mention the girl's genitalia, let alone ridicule them, as PU material. I will never mention the girl's genitalia, let alone ridicule them, as PU material. I will never... yeah, you get the picture.

I will be surprised if she ever talks to you again! =) But you never know, one day her ice may thaw, that snow could melt, and you could be laughing about this many years from now in bed..

yeah i thought it was funny, but i think as long as i can create some monster DHV ill be okay lol, oh and i wrote that ont he black board like 75 times like bart simpson so i now get the point