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Drezdin
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i have man.... i run it on nearly EVERY girl so does my roomate
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If you want a good list of texts Sir Slick posted an awesome list in the building and attracting forum. Check that one out
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Those things are so unreal and stupid, except if the girl is really fucking flirty.
i'm with stetson on this...

i'm incredibly flirty but for this to work the girl has to have the energy/motivation to follow through on this exhausting amount of texting. if she isn't already really interested, she is just going to be like 'what!? you're silly, and i'm busy. good day sir!'

but what do i know?

good luck!
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this isnt really a one liner but i thought it was worth mentioning.
after a while of texting randomly insert this-->
you: Im terrified of rats they creep me out :shock:
HB: lol your such a girl (or something to that effect)
you: ok your turn share your secret

after this u in a good position to neg or do really wateva I tend to follow it up with a DHV story that involves an element of her secret
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drezdin i field tested this 3 or 4 times and it had amazing results. u guys are wrong. maybe u wanna field test it before knocking it?

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Gorgeous, intelligent, kind, sweet, charming, witty, hilarious, friendly...well enough about ME! How are you?

How do you keep a txter in suspense?... I'll tel U l8r.

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

You got Sex Appeal...You got Class...You got Moves...You got da Face, da Body....shit...Have I got the right number... :)

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Drezdin... Thats SO not going to work as it is right now. Please really field test your stuff before handing them over mate ;).
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you: plus your a bad cuddler!

HB: I am not

you: you are to! you kick and steal covers!

HB: You snore!
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HB: i guess i will have to find someone that can handle 4-5 times a night
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you: we should have make up sex? you wanna be the naughty lil school girll or try something new?
Those things are so unreal and stupid, except if the girl is really fucking flirty.

I would like to see someone really field test this :lol:!
Trying this on a HB9 right now -- will post results

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TEST ON A HB9 ((disposable))
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Me: We're getting a divorce HB9: What Me: I can't stand all the fighting and complaining we're doing.. its time HB9: What are you talking about? [i]**We almost never talk, thats why she was confused, and thats why i label her as disposable[/i] Me: Sheesh I'm obviously flirting with you. Have you never done this before? [i] **Slight neg[/i] HB9: Hahaha I didn't know if you were texting the wrong person or something Me: Mmm i'm pretty sure this is ____ ____ :] HB9: Haha yes it is Me: Thought so. But anyway the divorce is final. You're a bad cuddler too! HB9: Awww that's so sad ): I'm a wonderful cuddler [i]** Validation? Maybe? Idk[/i] Me: Psh yeah right! You kick and steal covers! HB9: Hahah cause I get cold Me: And you snore... You know what, maybe you should just sleep on the couch! I might finally get some sleep HB9: :0 I don't snore Me: you never notice cause you're asleep! I'll go ahead and put a pillow and a blanket on the couch for you HB9: hahah fine Me: I mean sex once or twice a night is ok, but three or four times? seriously HB9: haha wuss Me: Hey i gotta get my sleep! HB9: Lol whatever Me: well you're quite the talker. Im gonna go, later.
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im glaD people are seeing the truth behind this routine :) thanks guys, the key is the make up sex part.... thats where you can get really hot and heavy whil;e making it look like you have NO REAL intentions of acting upon it. i always set it up so i can just open the door and kiss her, then when shes like "whoah" i say something "Oh you lied to me on the phone! i hate liars, so im im taking that kiss back, maybe you can have it later."
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I personally love this one it happened on mistake but it works wonders all the time
me: OMG! you would not believe what happened to me last night!
girl: what tell me!!
me: oh shit wrong person
They go absolutley crazy about this crap

hahahah yeah i like this 1.. think im gonna try this later on.. makes u seem like an intersting guy aswel cheers lol
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I found that girls hate to be called needy, even though they all are if you've done a good job sarging. Try this on a disposable HB to begin with
HB texts: lets hang out
PUA: Shut up, ur needy, its late...

You will be in controll, she goes crazy trying to figure out why you don't want to see her and when you do want to see her, she won't say no, trust me on that, she will be really glad you chose to hang out with her haha.
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"made you look"

i use that one all the time.
Tried it and she replied

"Great now can I touch it?"


This is now my favourite line :lol:
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"You sure got a nice tooth"


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The divorce routine is dope. Ive used it a few time. One that I created tends to work in situations when you are keeping in touch with a HB. Or hell I've used it a few hours after meeting a HB.


Me: Damn!
HB: What?
ME: I was just thinking its been so long since I've seen you I forgot what you looked like. Didn't you have a purple afro, nine toes, and an eye patch.


This usually gets them to laugh, but you can definitely tweak it to your own style.

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nice i like that one its a good follow up to the divorce routine. im gona throw it in there somewhere and i post the results
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