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PostPosted: Sat Dec 06, 2008 3:49 am 
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My homie got the night off from work/school and we decide to hit up Holy Cow since he knows the bartender. My goal of the night was to get my homie hooked up considering that he tends to have bad luck with women. The place was pretty packed and full of energy...my kind of SPAM. While my homie is ordering a couple beers, I immediately open a set to warm up.

JermaineDesehawn: Hey did you know they found a unicorn?
HB6: What?!?
JermaineDeshawn: Yea, in an Italian forest they actually discovered a real live unicorn.
HB6: Haha. No way you’re lying. (Touch hair...too easy)
JermaineDeshawn: I don't lie. Who are you here with?

Fluff talk, fluff talk. My homie comes around with beers and I try to pawn her off on him, but he wasn't interested. So we scope out the scene. I see lots of sets mostly dancing with themselves in that circle force field girls like to form. There was set of about 5 in the corner and I try to encourage my homie to open, but he is too hesitant. There is only so much I can do to get him out of his AA/AFC state, so I give him the "I'll go in and you come in after I've established some rapport" option.

I go right into the middle of the group with a big smile and open my target. The music was on full blast so I have to get really close to target's ear. Instant kino.

JermaineDeshawn: Why do they call this place Holy Cow?
HB7.5: Uh I don't know.
JermaineDeshawn: Really. Ah. I came to talk to you specifically because you looked like the smart one in the group. I guess not.
HB7.5: Eww jerk.
JermaineDeshawn: Well at least you’re cute. *Hug* What brings you out tonight?
HB7.5: It's my birthday, and my friends dragged me out.
JermaineDeshawn: OH WOW! HAPPY BIRTHDAY. Here's a present. (Kiss on the forehead)
HB7.5: Thank you :D

I number close, fluff talk and eject since my homie never came to the set. Head back to the bar and basically had to force my homie to open a set even handed over my “2,000 year old earring” opener. Eventually he picks one out and ends up dancing with her. FINALLLLLLLYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!

I open a few more sets. There was this cute Asian girl that gave me some IOI's but her friends were linebacker CB's. Got blown out a few more times. One chick, who seemed very drunk, turned to me as I was walking by the bar and hands me a shot for absolutely no reason. Good times!

Since the night was coming to a close, I decide to try my luck again with HB7.5 to get something out of tonight. Close talking leads to making out, which led to me guiding her hand to my dick. Her fucking annoying ass friends took like a million pictures of us. I whisper in her ear "Hey I know I'm good-looking, but I'm going to have to start charging you guys for these pictures. And I better not end up on myspace."

Finally security starts kicking folks out, and while leading HB7.5 outside I find my homie. Hand him my car keys and said "watch this".

JermaineDeshawn: How far do you live from here.
HB7.5: Not too far, why.
JermaineDeshawn: Because your taking me home.
HB7.5: Oh I am huh.
JermaineDeshawn: Yup! I have to give you the rest of your birthday present.
HB7.5: Hmmmm, ok.

We hail this shady looking unmarked cab, which she pays for, and go up to her apartment. Nice little spot. I ask her to turn on her computer, and I put on my love songs playlist from IMEEM.Com. Lay on the bed, clothes come off no LMR as we fuck in as many positions as I wanted :lol:

Takeaways
I hate to admit it but canned material (one's which I create myself from life experiences) really helped my game, because it eliminates AA and awkward silences. I definitely see myself becoming more of a natural. Strong frame and reframing also got me laid. Ha!


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PostPosted: Sat Dec 06, 2008 5:36 am 
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I like the unicorn opener, I actually looked it up and you were right, there is one in Italy.

Bravo sir


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PostPosted: Sun Dec 07, 2008 7:49 pm 
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Liked your style.
Shows alot of alpha.
Oh and i looked up the unicorn thing too.. pretty kool....

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 08, 2008 2:24 pm 
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Hehe, the unicorn was sweet! :D


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PostPosted: Tue Jan 27, 2009 11:03 pm 
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i feel ya about the friends takin pictures.. once i made out with a girl after like 5 minutes of dancing with her and not saying a word.. we kissed for like 30 minutes and i was told later on that there were like amillion pictures taken of us, like it was a drug scene or somethin :)

overall good story man..


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