these are chaotic places where i'm often surrounded by girls , mostly drinking and dancing (close proximity) and already in a party mood. as you can appreciate, with this type of place, its impossible to start going on about best friends tests, handwriting analysis, etc. So i'm looking for advice on quick openers, one liners etc for use in this environment, or to keep a girl interested after she's dragged you on to the dancefloor or when she's suddenly up close. any tried and tested ideas would be much appreciated
thanks in advance

Quick opinion opener like: What do you think of tattoos on girl's? And follow up with a DHV story.

As long as you use kino and neg the target you're good, and keep in mind that you MUST talk to the whole set, never leave anyone out. It's good if they laugh at your neg-jokes' too.

Good luck!

for me, lots of kino and strong body language, ive seen it done b4, and a seductive eye ofcourse, i tell myself in my head im sexy as hell, works well,

Next time you're in a noisy place, find any group of girls and yell out any one of these "chick attention getters".

"Oh my God!" "Holy Crap!" "Woh woh!" "Jesus Christ!" "Can you believe it?" "You won't believe this!" "Did you see that??" Plenty more right?

This is one of the better opener "ideas" in noisy bars.

For some reason, women tend to just wander off in all directions, especially in noisy places. One's dancing, the other's singing (but not the song that's actually being played), another is popping bubbles with her gum. Hey, send a girl out for milk and bread and they come home with ear rings, bras, and mascara but guess what, no milk or bread.

So they need to be trained with occasional "attention getters". If you just go up to a girl in a noisy club and ask, "So what is your opinion on my sister's C mouth vs. U mouth and my brother who is actually gay and will be on the Maury Povich show but his girlfriend has photos of her ex and would you still date a chimpanzee whose ex doesn't have photos but still keeps in touch via msn but this might be touchy because they're really good friends and . . . .on and on and on . . ." Well, you do this and you can sometimes literally see steam spout from their ears due to cognitive overload.

So instead, I go with "Oh My God!" . . . and I wait for them to look at me like, "What? What? What's going on???" (Curious little pussies aren't they?) Then you can go with whatever the hell you want to say, "Are you guys twins?", "Are you actually drinking beer in a martini bar?", "You smell like apple pie", "Are you an Iphone nerd?"

"Holy crap!" . . . wait . . .wait for the, "What? What?"(look on their faces) Then you follow through, "Did you guys try the mango martini? It's incredible!"

Then you converse right? . . . then sometimes, after a few minutes, they wander off. . . so you need to go, "Woh woh!" Bring them back. . . then start off again. And in noisy places, the noise itself gives you privacy. So you have to pretend you are there just one on one. So you get sexual quickly. You flirt heavily right away. With all that noise and speed of the music, everybody's emotions are already escalated anyhow. Even the most "conservative" people go CRAZY in noisy clubs right?

Also, the great thing about noisy clubs is that in order to converse, you need to get close. Great to kino. Hand on hers. Hand on her knee. Then instead of yelling from 10 inches away. Get your lips brushing her ears and speak more quietly. When you speak quietly . . . guess what, she'll need to press her ear to your mouth to hear whatever the hell you're trying to say. Now, when it's her turn to talk, you offer your ear.

Now here's the trick. Do not offer her the same ear every time. Switch it up every once in a while. Why? Well visualize this. When she's approaching to talk into an "expected" ear and you switch up, her lips will brush your cheeks. Your lips will often brush one another. Your cheeks will touch one another. Hey, we all need to communicate right? Then all you need is one "unintentional" lips to lips touch and you just hold your position. Hold it damn it! Then execute the index finger/thumb chin lock maneuver on her. And you just stare at her lips like you're looking down on a 24 oz rare porter house.

She does the rest.