This is a texting thing I had going on the other day. i purposelly left some of my shit at her place last time we hung out so its a guaranteed contact. Idk if there is a word for this but im gonna go ahead and call it a "drop Prop" So heres how the text went.

hb: Im back if u wanted to come over or what ever

me: sorry im not gonna make it over tonight i know how much you wanted 2 c me. haha

hb: lol yeah for sure

me: did you do anything fun this weekend?

hb: nope you?

Me: yeah we had a high school reunion. good times

hb: haha

me:u really didnt do anything? sad

hb: Well I didnt get out much cuz my aunt was here from out of state. I guess I had fun with my family.

me: Yeah same here my family is kinda lame, but we still have fun

hb: lol I saw your bro at church today out in the lobby... he wanted me to run in and grab a bulletin so he had proof he was there.

me: haha. we come from a very christian family. lol. thats funny. i just dont go.

hb: lol

Me: u went to catholic school right?

hb: yup sadly

me: nuns are bitches always slapping my hands with rulers. haha

hb: lol there wernt any nuns there when i went

me: is that even possible? I think ur bull shiting. u never went.

hb: I did 7 years. want pictures?

me: i want pics and i need u 2 text me the hail mary backwards.

hb: jesus womb the of fruit the is blessed and something among thou art blessed thee with is lord the grace of full mary hail. close?

me: blessed art among something? haha. whose your minister hes not spanking you enough.

hb: fuck you I did it backwards!

me: haha i know you dont mean that i forgive you.

hb: how do you know? i havent fucked in awhile...

me: im not some peice of meat. haha

hb: fine...

i dont say anything for awhile. i figure quit while im ahead

hb: i was kidding

me: haha u havent been laid for awhile. nothing 2 be ashamed of. happens to the best of us.

hb: it hasnt been that long really...

me: its cool. i thought it was clever. got my blood goin a bit actually. haha

hb: lol whoops. sorry

Than i leave her hanging. i like to quit while im ahead. and my drop prop is still at her place so ive planted the seeds.