Sup All? 'Tis ChuMp.
First, thanks to everyone for taking me out, giving me tips and advice
Second, sorry to the guys for my lack of energy and general suckage. Sorry to the ladies for the creepiness and general suckage.

Strengths:

I got out

Suckage:

No Smile
No Energy
No Balls

I get into the club and it seems pretty nice. I smile as I enter, as I've been told so many times to do. I look around for the guys, and after enough trouble I find them, introductions are made with those I haven't met yet. There's one guy there from Night 1, so I'm not totally out of place. We hit the dance floor right off the bat. I tend to stick out on the dance floor, but not in a bad way. I'm just taller then everyone so I literally stick out. It helps I guess. Not tonight though.

My energy on the floor was much much too low and the girls were instantly drawn to my high-energy group and not myself. I tried to up the energy but was easily matched every step of the way by the group. No one approached me tonight, and I made no approaches on the floor either.

We left after a while on the floor and naturally I was pushed (literally) into a set. I didn't think it was possible for me to open a larger set then I'm used to. It was a group of 4 and I prefer 2's, as I feel a little less outnumbered, and my energy isn't split so thinly between them all. HB1-4 we'll call them.

Me: Hey guys, how you doin' tonight?
All: *A great look that broadcasts "what a creep"*
Me: I'm ChuMp... *nothing* What're you guys celebrating tonight?
HB1: It's my birthday today!
Me: No way! Gratz. Is it really though? I get that a lot.
HB2: Well, its a general celebration of our hotness!
Me: Awesome! I think I can celebrate that.
HB3: Well you should buy us a drink cause we're so hot!
Me: I don't think so.
HB1-4: *backs turned instantly*

This set went poorly and I backed out while I was still intact. I got zero IOI's by my count. In retrospect I could have easily negged, but I couldn't think of anything that quickly on the spot. But thats what practice is for right? And I wasn't about to chump it out and buy 4 drinks.

Right after that I returned to the group, and I was again pushed into a set. I figure "Can't go much worse then the last one." Luckily it was a 2. Hb5-6.

Me: Hey guys, I'm ChuMp.
HB5: Hey
HB6: How are you?
Me: I'm good, how are you guys?
HB5+6: Good
Me: What are you guys celebrating tonight?
HB5: It's my birthday today!
Me: No way! How old are you turning?
HB5: *Mumble*
Me: 10?!
HB5: Guess!
Me: Oh! Um... twenty....two?
HB5: twenty-seven
Me: Really? You wouldn't lie to me would you?
HB5-6: *laugh*
Me: How do you guys know each other?
HB6: We're sisters.
Me: Oh no way! *pause* Which of you is younger?
HB5-6: *laugh*
HB6: I am!
Me: Oh... by how much?
HB6: *two fingers*
Me: Two years? No way! 25? Well, you don't look a day over 30!
*Laughter*

We continued to chat afterwards and I got lots of IOI's. They asked what I do, got me to re-introduce myself, I rarely leaned in to hear them and I had them lean towards me and possibly more stuff I didn't notice or understand. I didn't manage to isolate either of them or even kino. But I improved my chatting and bantering a little.

More time passed and my energy level was severely lacking by this point. It felt like it had been sapped out of the soles of my feet. I continued to walk around in a very predatory way, and I saw tons of 2 sets I would have loved to have opened, but I lacked balls that night for some reason. I had to leave in a little while since I had to get up at 6am for school. I decided one more set. Why not right? I went into the bathroom and relaxed a little in front of the mirror, splashed some water on my face and tipped the Bathroom Towel Guy 5 bucks. I took a few breaths and left the room with my patented "I Know Something You Don't" smile on my face. It's a little something I came up with before I even started game. It's a small little smile that isn't even that remarkable, but it makes me feel like a cocky little bastard and it's better then the "No Smile" smile I had on my face 15 minutes previously. I saw a girl near the bar on her toes obviously looking for someone. HB7 we'll call her.

Me: *pointing at myself* Am I the one your looking for?
HB7: *big laugh*
Me: I'm ChuMp
HB7: Hi! *name*
Me: Who are you looking for anyways?
HB7: A friend of mine. Oh, there he is.

Big, muscular super man if I ever saw one. This guy would have wrecked me, both in pick-up and physically. I decided to pull out quick. I gave her a "I'll get out of your hair then" and I got an unexpected "Nice meeting you" in return. I figure it wasn't a horrible loss, I did some quick thinking for the opening line. Even if she had heard it 20 times that night, at least I said something, right? I could have stuck around and tried to be all buddy buddy with the SuperMuscle Man. But I doubt that would have gone well.

It was time to leave and I felt like crap that night. I got lost on the way home and took me an extra 15 minutes to get home. Awesome, less the 5 hours of sleep.

Solutions:
More practice
Grow some balls
Practice dialogue

Any comments, tips or advice would be appreciated.

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"Looking back, I have this to regret, that too often when I loved, I did not say so. "
-David Grayson

We all have our days where we can't game as much as other days. That's common. Just as a helpful tip, never forget to time constraint when you enter a set. I noticed that you didn't false time constraint when you got pushed into the 4 set. The 4 set probably thought you wanted to hang out with them and that's why they turned their backs toward you.