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PostPosted: Mon Nov 24, 2008 7:01 pm 
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I wanted to hear some ideas for sitting next to a girl that you have never talked to in class and opening... maybe a good neg as well. Any ideas???


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PostPosted: Mon Nov 24, 2008 7:35 pm 
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Sit next to the girl. Ask questions about what the teacher is talking about. Then when class is over ask:

Hey this topic is tough do you want to study later?

Get her contact info and arrange for a place to study.


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I have thought about that, but I think that this will decrease your value. I was searching for good openers right as your sitting down. thanks for the post.


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^I agree with one love.

Well, I love me some college game, I have gamed atleast half all the hot girls in my 2000-student college. Hahahaha. Still working on it though. Maybe I will publish all their numbers for laughs.

In my classes I know everyone and everyone knows me. But, when I started college, (and I still use this), my best tactic is simply to:

1. Scribble all over her work (as a neg), and laugh your ass off, because it really is hilarious when they write all neat and shit for so long and then you screw it up.

2. Rip some paper and start writing. Here's your opener:

"Apologies. I didn't mean to. I mean, it was hilarious though. You write like such a girly girl."

Make sure there is loads of room on this paper for a whole conversation. Girls love this, it's field tested fully. They love the intimacy and writing is easier than speaking. Furthermore, the main point of this is so you can game continuously in class without worrying about your teacher/others.

I thoroughly advise NOT to game normally in class, because when the teacher has a go at you or shuts you up half way through a routine, you're just gonna look like a dick, = massive DLV.

One field-tested routine I also use in class, is if the HB has another guy sitting on the other side of her, then tell her "My mate's dad's a psychologist and was telling me the other day that the more easily you can borrow stuff from another guy, the more they are attracted to you. Go on, ask that guy for a spare pencil! (Then get her to get loads of stuff each time from that guy, until the guy finally says no - you two will have a right laugh. At the end qualify her then say that she'll have to work harder to get lucky with you).

^The above routine only works if the HB is cool. If she's one of those innocent/bitchy types then use with caution.

So yeah, go for the paper method. Don't fluff around too much, keep the topic about her and fairly direct game. Opinion routines etc are shit on paper.

I call this "paper game".

Happy class sarging =)


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PostPosted: Mon Nov 24, 2008 10:25 pm 
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you could say the following:

you: i guess today is ur lucky day huh

her: why is that?

you: its not every day that you get to sit to a guy this handsome. but please, no touching...i do all the touching. (the part about the touching is optional)

or

you: it's tough isn't it?

her: what is?

you: trying to control yourself when you're sitting next to a guy this sexy

her: haha lol

from there you can just go into some routine about how a gay guy was hitting on you at the mall (filled with DHV) 8)

tell me what you think


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PostPosted: Tue Nov 25, 2008 1:45 am 
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^I agree with one love.

Well, I love me some college game, I have gamed atleast half all the hot girls in my 2000-student college. Hahahaha. Still working on it though. Maybe I will publish all their numbers for laughs.

In my classes I know everyone and everyone knows me. But, when I started college, (and I still use this), my best tactic is simply to:

1. Scribble all over her work (as a neg), and laugh your ass off, because it really is hilarious when they write all neat and shit for so long and then you screw it up.

2. Rip some paper and start writing. Here's your opener:

"Apologies. I didn't mean to. I mean, it was hilarious though. You write like such a girly girl."

Make sure there is loads of room on this paper for a whole conversation. Girls love this, it's field tested fully. They love the intimacy and writing is easier than speaking. Furthermore, the main point of this is so you can game continuously in class without worrying about your teacher/others.

I thoroughly advise NOT to game normally in class, because when the teacher has a go at you or shuts you up half way through a routine, you're just gonna look like a dick, = massive DLV.

One field-tested routine I also use in class, is if the HB has another guy sitting on the other side of her, then tell her "My mate's dad's a psychologist and was telling me the other day that the more easily you can borrow stuff from another guy, the more they are attracted to you. Go on, ask that guy for a spare pencil! (Then get her to get loads of stuff each time from that guy, until the guy finally says no - you two will have a right laugh. At the end qualify her then say that she'll have to work harder to get lucky with you).

^The above routine only works if the HB is cool. If she's one of those innocent/bitchy types then use with caution.

So yeah, go for the paper method. Don't fluff around too much, keep the topic about her and fairly direct game. Opinion routines etc are shit on paper.

I call this "paper game".

Happy class sarging =)

Valid dude. I really like the second one. I actually have already done the first one with a few differences. I will let you know how it goes.[/i]


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Have you used those Sorin? That one to me, even though I love CF, seems pretty damn forward and would only work a small percentage of the time. Unless of course you followed up with something really good?

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I'm just now starting to get into the PUA community so there may be flaws in this suggestion, but I have used it a few times and it seemed to work as a decent opener.

I'll be sitting next to an HB who has a bored look on her face throughout whatever lecture class it is (I'm in college), so I'll imply draw a tic tac toe board on my notebook page with an X in the upper left corner of it. I'll slap my notebook in front of her on her desk or slide it over depending on the seating layout. This is field tested and I've never had a girl turn down a friendly game of tic tac toe. Using the corners method of tic tac toe, I'll win the first game and write "1/3" in tally marks and then "Loser takes notes and gives them to winner" with a smiley face under it. Obviously the wording varies and you can mod it to say whatever you want. You can either win the game on purpose or throw it, up to you. Like I said, I've done this a few times and every single time the girl plays along. You can start talking to her whenever you want, but I personally wait until after the class. Like R. Gamble suggested, I use note passing to talk to her. After class, she'll usually open to you verbally if you waited it out.

I kind of picked this idea up by an incident that occured in history class earlier this semester. I was bored and scribbling in class when I sketched a tic tac toe board. The girl next to me grabbed my notebook and proceeded to fill in an "O" in the center box. We played a few games and after class she asked for my name.

Feel free to critique that or change it up to your liking. I don't know if that idea has ever been brought up or written out before so if credit is due, my apologies to whomever.

~ srob


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^^ Nice srob22x I like that!

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1. Scribble all over her work (as a neg), and laugh your ass off, because it really is hilarious when they write all neat and shit for so long and then you screw it up.
wow, thats a good way to piss off someone you dont know...


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If you are in any classroom setting kind of SPAM, you are pretty much already opened with her? I don't get it?
If you do talk to her its not like she is going to blow you out. You are in the same class.
I would just be like.
"Hey. You got an extra pencil?" and then take it from there.

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if i'm sitting by a girl and we're in the middle of a boring lecture, i just draw a tic tac toe on my paper and put an X in the middle and slide the paper onto her desk or on the edge of my desk show she's sure to see it.

the trick is not to say any thing or not even look at her. you just put it there like you expect her to play without question. she will play about 95% of the time. if she says no then grab her pen out of her hand and draw an O somewhere and then grab your pen again and draw an X and make sure you win and then make fun of her for losing.

Another thing that works is you just write a small "hi" at the bottom of her paper. she'll usually write back and you can have your whole conversation on paper and it's easy to get numbers.

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