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PostPosted: Tue Nov 25, 2008 5:20 am 
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how do you steal someone elses girl i wanna know


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PostPosted: Tue Nov 25, 2008 6:21 am 
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Stealing girlfriends . . . well, this isn't going to be easy.

First, I suggest you practice by stealing smaller, easier to steal items such as Pez candies at your local 7/11. Bonus points if you can manage those big ass clown dispensers. Then you work your way up. There are always some dumb asses in restaurants who leave their phone on the table and walk off to the bath room. Grab it. Make International calls. And I'm sure you can find some poor kid's 20 inch bmx bike around your town.

Return to the forum with photographs proving you were able to pass these initial tests. At that point, we can strategize your big heist.


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Work on your boyfriend destroyers, show her your much more enthusiastic, and enjoyable to be around. Show her the time of her life.

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