So i'm pretty new to the game - read a few books this summer and then started sarging when i got back to uni.
So a couple of days ago a girl from my course (who i've never spoken to) added me on facebook - here's how our conversation went: -
Me: - "Ta for the add chick... ...but didn't your parents teach you not to add strangers?!? :p"
Her: - "Haha well iv seen you a few times in snobs and ramshackle and leanard deacon so you're not a total stranger and maybe i like to take a few risks here and there
where would be the fun if you always listened to parents advice!"
(Snobs and ramshackle are local clubs and the leanard deacon is our lecture theatre)
Me: - "I can tell you're trouble already girl! Are you stalking me or something?!? x"
Her: - "Ha you wish
i am just mearly and innocently building my friends list on facebook
and being a true brummie i was most likely going to snobs and ramshackle before you so for all i know you could be secretly stalking me...infact i think that is exactly what you are doing, sorry your secret is out now! x"
Me: - "And why would i want to do a thing like that then?
Though i must admit - there are only 2 kinds of girl - boring ones and bad ones && you certainly can't be boring if you're a Snobs regular! X"
Her: - "Sadly I admit I havnt been to snobs for a few weeks so i am letting down all the fellow bad girls out there
but when all you students leave at christmas all the student nights but snobs stop so il make up for it then! I have not been stalking you very well as i dont know much about you, i think you should sum yourself up in a sentence
...oui? (im practicing my french for the paris trip oui is about as good as it gets!)x"
Me: - "Well that is shocking - how are they managing without you?!?
I know what you mean about out of term time Snobs though - i only live like half an hour away so tend to bring the girls from home down in the holidays.
Well i'm an arrogant prick who spends most of his time in Alcoholics Anonymous after hard Snobs sessions, i have a passion for weapon pushing & human traffikcing... sweet and sincere - nothing fake here.. i'm superficial and hate everything official!
Your turn...
Ah the old fench eh - you do realise that to fit in properly out there you'll have to stop shaving, grow a moustache and wear garlic round your neck dont you?!?
xXx"
Her: - Hmm well i dont think i can match such an honest and to the point description of oneself... im proably one of the commonest people on the course as i have failed to get rid of my brummie accent, im addicted to wotsits which i often munch in lectures, sometimes i give people too much unwanted information without realising im doing it, sometimes i find funny things alot more funnier than the average person and i should also be part of the AA but havn't got there just yet. I am also quite gullible but not stupid as my accent sometimes makes me appear
I love garlic so would be very happy about wearing one around my neck for the weekend i may also have to get hold of a beret and do the whole 'french' look. I have a little bit of french blood in me already so im well on my way... ooh la laa xx"
Me: - "There's nowt wrong with sticking to your roots girl - though i've gotta admit i'm greatful i never really had a stoke accent to start with.
I think there's therapy you can get for that sort've thing - the end of your loan is blates meant for dirty indie clubs and not Walkers snacks!
Thats awesome that you admit you're gullible - don't worry i won't tell everyone
I don't so much have qualities as superpowers. One of my superpowers is of course my ability to spontaneously change hair color! lol. Others include trusting my instincts and my mind-blowing adventurousness!
Are you adventurous? because we can't be friends if you aren't!
xXx"
Her: - "Im fairly adventurous, i like spontaneity too! I wish i could have the power to change hair colour
I had blue in the bottom of mine once when i was younger but apart from that im not brave enough to dye my hair, my sisters both have blonde curly hair, the total opposite to mine! Are you going on the medics paris trip? xxx"
Me: - "Spontanous eh - you should definately tell me about one of your adventures where you just went out and did something crazy...
I usually like girls with blonde hair, but you're changing my opinion.
I rinsed a lot of my cash travelling across SE Asia this summer so can't really afford it unfortuanately for you! xXx"
Her: - "Well my friends are too poo for any grand adventures and i dont think solo adventures would quite have the same appeal!
We did spontaneously decide to go on a trip to alton towers but set the sat nav wrong and ended up in bristol and all of us were too stupid to realise we were driving south instead of north, so that was a bit of disaster, very funny though when we realised where we were! and then i went and suprised my friends in liverpool during SSA week and got the train there and stayed there, which was very messy we went to a place equivalent if not better than snobs and too many sambuca's were consumed...oh dear! If only i could drive there would definatly be more opportunity for adventure then!
What about you? Got any wild adventures to tell?
I think we should have a snobs adventure over christmas! xxxx"
Me: - "This summer while i was in Thailand i swam with sharks for an hour or so which was pretty nuts. I've been wakeboarding in gator infested lakes too! As for proper adventures... i drove to a quiet little beach in north wales with a couple of mates last summer to watch the sunrise then (attempt to) surf all day!
Sounds like a plan girl - but i warn you now - i'm £20 an hour and pretty heavily booked over xmas - so hows about you give me your number and if i've got time i'll have my people call your people and maybe we can pencil you in sometime?!? xXx"
Her: - "Can you drive? I love beaches and surfers i cant surf myself but im pretty good at prancing around in the water jumping over waves whilst watching surfers!
Haha okay, no trouble if you cant 'fit' me in and £20 an hour il give you £40
although after tonight when i actually went to the gun barrels and then walked home dressed as a total geek you'll probably charge me more because of the embarrassment factor of being associated with such a thing (wait until the photos get uploaded it will be horrific!)
The numbers 07*******26, your people that ring my people to arrange such a thing best be nice or my people may have to kick you people very hard in the bum, brummies are well known for their violent streaks!
Im very tempted to wear my sexual geek glasses to the lectures on monday and see how many looks i get but i dont think im brave enough!
Aurevoir garlic ring! xxx"
So at this point i stopped messaging her and started texting: -
She was complaining about going to work really early in th morning on a freezing bus so i said: -
"Hope you're smiling now chick, if not just think of me
"
Then she said "Someones pretty sure of themselves. On my way home now but i've got loads of revision to do. No mater how much i think of you there's no smiling today its not possible
Xx"
Wouls love some feedback on what i've done wrong/right and ways to improve my game. Also replies to the last text would be much appreciated. Cheers guys.
CHAT