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Start talking to one of your wings about that cream the doctor made you put on, and how the rash is almost gone, but _damn_ it's itchy.
Then look at her (while still scratching your crotch) and ask her to come back to your house.
I had a cling for awhile that would just laugh at this, tell me I was hilarious and everyone loved me, and then say she'd love to come back to my house.
Ignoring them outright will eventually work, provided they're below the age of about... 25 or so. Maybe 30. And if they're attractive, which this one was, eventually some other guy will get with them drunkenly and they'll get a new fixation. But you might always have to live with them messaging you when they're pissed and telling you how beautiful you are. And it'll be the only time you're not happy to get a msg like that
