| | So I went to downtown San Diego today not planning to do much but get some Starbucks coffee. Recently I've been having a thing, or a fetish for Asian women (horny just thinking about), so I stopped by the Hustler Adult store. I'm not that big of a fan of porn... but shit... if there's ever a time to try new material, I guess that's the place to be (sets just open up, if you have the correct frame).
I entered the store and went straight upstairs to the DVD section. The Hired Guns working at this particular establishment were the cutest things ever. Young, petite, punk, edgy, and a lot of spunk. 
I went to the cash register and there was a Latina HB8, and what I thought at the moment was a Asian HB9. I opened with something like "Do you have anything along the lines of Black Oriental?" (Lol)
The HB9 did a quick search on the computer and asked me if that was a Black Guy/Asian Girl flick? 
At that point I was already in the store and passed the opener, but for some reason I kinda froze at that moment. I don't know, I was a little embarassed, not really knowing what to say next, so I just shock my head a bit (I don't know if black guys blush, but I guess I turned purple right then). 
So I followed her to the interracial section, and kind of over my shoulder said "Who do you think lies more, men or women?" She said about the same (didn't give me much to work with), so I followed up with "Who's the better lair... guys or girls?" She kinda gave me the same reply, so I teased her saying that she knew women lied more because they have more practice, blah, blah, blah. So we begin looking at the different titles and I notice something. We start chit chatting about little things (as if we were in a grocery store, and not looking for an adult film I wanted). My frame was totally solid. I was very comfortable in the enviorment and acted as if it wasn't a big deal I was in the store.
When we got to an awkward silence, I ran Style's "5 Questions Game" (just ask and I'll foward it). She kino'd me but pushing me away when she lost and I high fived her for her bad behavior. I then ran the Double or nothing "5 Truth Game (again, I will foward this DHV game if needed). I got alot of kino compliance (holding her hand and staring in her eyes while running the game). She loses and damn near screams in the store! LOL.
I get an IOI, she wants to know my name, fluff talk some more. I find out her favorite porn star (she then tells me she's only into guys). Gives me another IOI by asking me y I was into Asian girls (turns out she wasn't Asian, but half-Mexican, half-Arabic).
I then noticed the multiple rings on her fingers, I mean this girl was hott... I'm talkin' lip pierced, enlarged diamond studs in her ears, nose, like a rock star. I ran Style's Rings Game (inside the Rules of the Game), got some more kino and then secret handshake. I decide it's time to jet and let her pick a nasty flick for me with three beautiful Asians on the cover. At the cash register she gave me TWO discounts!! For one, it was already discounted, but since I was in the military she actually called the manager out to give me ANOTHER discount.  A $48.99 porno for $19.98.
Just as I was about to # close, her manager complimented me on my favorite, lucky purple shirt. He was carrying a purple whip and said it would match my outfit 
I then told him my DHV story about when I was in the Apple Mac store and was approached by a random cutie who said I looked like a Rock Star when I was jamming with the purple Ipod Nano Chromatic (true story). I told them I felt like Prince! IOIs from both HBs and the manager.
Finally I # closed and made plans to meet up with HB9 Joanna at this gay bar downtown (I fucking forgot to save her picture in my phone when I got her contact info). DAMN. I'll have to post her picture guys... the girl was cute as a button!
One thing I'm actively learning about pickup is that its not necessarily just to use on women you wish to bed. Pickup is an artform which can get you the most beautiful female friends you desire. Whew... I'm beat. I'll keep everyone informed on what happens next... I plan on running Steve P's Soul Gazing technique when I see her again.
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